The trump rally was going great. Everyone was cheering except lime dark for she was a lesbian and a bit of a feminist and trumps policy's were not of use to her. She sat down. Trump saw the girl sit down and shouted "look at this girl she must be a Muslim or a Mexican, go home America is not for you bastards to live in" the crowd cheers Lime looks down, "why did I come here " she mumbled.
Mr. Trump laughed a bit "I'm joking, I absolutely LOVE the mexican people. Best people you can imagine. I love tacos." The orange-tinted candidate looked to the back. "Question from the gentleman with the blue tie?" The man walks to the question mic. "Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Jesu-" The man was cut off by a loud screech, before a skeletal hand ripped into the flag behind Trump. The tear grew bigger until Sans himself stepped through, glowing cock in hand
Lime turned away, there was a reason she was a lesbian, she hated the sight of dicks, trump saw sans and gasps he pauses for a second "mine is bigger" he said to fill the awkward silenceSans jumped on top of the podium and dickslapped Donald Trump, before Shadow the Hedgehog came in through the tear in the flag, his headphones blasting Linkin park so loud, the people in the back were deafened by it. He looked Sans in the eye. "Sans. We are my otp". Sans starts to cry "S-Shadow senpai... You l-love... Me?" Shadow nodded and ran towards Sans, as Sans ran at him as well Trump looked down afraid "what the fuck am I watching is this a gay porno this is why we need to build the wall to keep trash like this out of our country "Shadow reached into his backpack, drawing a glock. He fired the whole clip at Trump "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!" Trump took cover behind the podium, and Shadow turned to begin making out with his bony lover, grabbing Sans' throbbing, glowing member.Lime crouched down and hid under her chair she started to panic "what the fuck is going on "she asked the man the the blue tie next to herThe man looked at her obviously lesbian appearance "You're gonna burn for being a filthy sodomite, thats what!". Sans turned toward the blue tie man. "AAAAAAAA" he started to scream. Blonde hairs sprouted from his skull. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he exploded with force. He was a super saiyan skeleton now. In a split second, he flew over to the man and cockslaped him with the force of a trillion angry anime protagonists Lime leans backwards trying to avoid looking at the skeleton penis. " could you please put that away she asked clearly terrifiedAt that moment Edward cullen walks into the chaos and sees everything he sits down grabs some popcorn and starts munching Shadow stopped firing, he was out of ammo. He pulled out an xbox one scorpio controller and put in UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START. His glock clicked in his other hand. It was loaded. He loved cheat codes. He aimed at trump, who returned to cover behind the podium. He began firing, round after round of infinite ammo. Trump had an idea. "Shadow!" Shadow stopped and looked at Trump. "What do you want, misogynist pig?" Shadow replied. Trump stood up, his tiny orange hands raised in surrender. After waiting to see Shadow aim the glock down, he spoke. "I know you have been mistreated for your black fur, Shadow. I will change that. I have a great relationship with the blacks." Just then, a team of 8 pale cops snuck up behind Shadow armed with SMGs. Sans and Edward watched in horror, while Lime was focused on her phone, posting on tumblr about patriarchy. Edward stood up "I will save our comrade from he police " he said in a very un enthusiastic tone. In the blink of an eye he was behind a cop breaking his neck. The man with the blue tie screamed. "The devils magic "Lime typed away, unaware of her surroundings
"The racist police are harming a gay black man for no reason" her she typedHer tumblr got a notification. "linkinparkfan1231" had reblogged, saying "gmfgjkfjygrhdtwets". She looked up. Shadow was smacking the shit out of a cop with a laptop opened to tumblr. The other 7 cops lie piled in a pool of blood, with a dislodged ESC key topping off the pile. Sans was now crying on the floor, as Edward kept biting him. "WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING BLOOD!?" He interrogated, slamming sans into a folding chair. Sans cried out. "I'm a skeleton, we dont have blood!" Sans looked up at the clock in desperation. His hero would be here in one minute. Sans kicked and pushed agains the gnawing fangs. Lime looked back down, taking to tumblr to talk about skelephobia and vampiric privelage. She glanced at Sans, who was staring at the clock. It struck 12:00. Six gunshots went off and Edward fell, six bullets in his head. McCree stood at the edge of the seating area. It was truly high noon. Following Mcree was Spirit, a human scythe who belonged to death "where is my daughter" he yelled McCree walked over to the wounded sans. He helped the bony boy up, before looking onstage to his lover. Shadow was now bitch-slapping the cop. McCree looked over. Trump was facing a sleeping woman next to him, talking away. The cowboy leaned in to listen. Trump continued. "My tax plans? The best tax plans you could imagine. Such good tax plans, not like crooked Hillary's tax plans. Her tax plans are terrible. Awful. Horrible. But mine? My tax plans are the absolute..." McCree stopped listening, and returned to comforting Sans. Spirit ran past them squealing "My maka needs me to not get brain cancer " he yelled as he ran. lime put away her phone due to her battery being low.McCree walked over to Spirit, and slapped him hard enough to go silent. Sans started teabagging Edward's corpse. Lime walked onto the podium, hearing Spirit shriek "MY MAKA WOULD NOT BE HAPPY IF I RETURNED INJURED!!!" A loud clap filled the courtyard as McCree went for a second slap."Quiet " lime yelled into the microphone and the room fell silent, "this auditorium is full of things no body cares about, sans, shadow:no one wants to see you two fuck, and Trump no one cares about you or your policies and Edward, no one cares about you in general, no one has cared since you were born Lime looked at the angry mob " no body cares about me either " she continued nervous She offered a small, nervous chuckle. Silence. Sans shrieked a bony battlecry. McCree threw Spirit, who spun past Lime's head. Shadow cocked the glock and Edward raced up to the podium, opening his jaws to feed on Lime Lime crouched in the fetal position the crowd of onlookers clearly pissed Edward grabbed her phone and ran, Sans dove for the wallet. McCree kicked her, rolling her over as she cried, and Shadow laughed. Edward flaunted the phone "I'm on her tumblr!" A glowing blue spear flew into Edward's chest, pinning him to the podium. Undyne rushed to grab the phone. She got her hands on it. A rainbow swept in front of the podium at light speed. Rainbow Dash soared high above, celebrating her victory. She did a loop through the air that was cut short by revolver fire into her wings. Panicking to stay airborne, she dropped the phone, which landed in the hands of the gunslinger McCree, who ducked to avoid the immediate machine gun fire. Tachankin popped down a tripod and set the gun on it. "LMG mounted and ready!" his thick Russian accent called out as he began firing at the cowboy. McCree fumbled and dropped the phone, and a lightning fast rabbit grabbed it before it hit the ground. Judy Hopps needed to delete the evidence of police brutality.Foxy the pirate walks in and shakes his head at the weird sight
Judy sprinted past foxy, before encountering a much bigger, and more robotic, bunny. Bonnie grabbed Judy and tightened her animatronic grip, crushing Judy and taking the phone. Undyne threw a spear into Bonnie's chest, damaging her CPU. She looked up, even colder than before, and let out a horrifying digital scream as she charged, her servos in overdrive, crushing everyone she stepped on. She got to Undyne across the courtyard in seconds and tackled her. Bonnie's mouth slid open, and Undyne struggled in vain to get out from under her. Bonnie's gaping metal mouth grew closer, and Undyne shed a tear. Bonnie bit down, shattering her skull and then pulled away, ripping out the frontal lobe. She took the phone and started to open tumblr Lime looked up, knowing her battery was going to die in any minute, she stepped backwards knowing that when it died she was going to die too.Bonnie's hand closed around the phone, the pressure on the verge of shattering it Shadow stood up breathing, his bony lover was across the room Sans flew at Bonnie, pulled out a laptop, and hacked her servos to let go of the phone. A SWAT van started toward Sans, who jumped out of the way. Tachankin leaned down and grabbed the phone, pulling it into the van as it passed Lime started running after the van trying to get her phone back, all of a sudden the ghost from the mysteryskulls music videos arose from the floor The ghost drifted after the van, until he was suddenly pulled towards Shadow. Shadow sucked him in along with his vape. The van stopped, and Undyne stuck a spear in the window. The glass shattered and sliced Tachankin's throat. Undyne turned around to see the Hulk ripping Rainbow Dash in half. Hulk turned around, covered in pony blood to see the Jolly Green Giant. Hulk looked up, a tear running down his cheek. "Dad?". Undyne turned back to the van in time to see a group of animatronic bears fighting over the phone. One was yellow and grotesque, another brown and abandoned looking. The other bear, a cute child-friendly toy smashed the other two into each other. Undyne felt a pain in her side. She spun back, spear in hand, accidentally beheading Foxy. She ran at Toy Freddy, who held the phone up triumphantly. Sick of the chaos, Undyne took aim. She threw the spear. The crowd fell silent, and everyone stopped in awe. The spear spiraled majestically as if in slow motion, until it reached its target. The phone snapped in two as the spear tore through it."You owe me a new phone " Lime yelled at undyne and shadows eyes began to glow pink."You owe me a new phone " Lime yelled at undyne and shadows eyes began to glow pink."Where is she" he yelled in a demonic voice"WHERE IS SHE!?" a raspy, angry voice echoed. It wasn't an echo. Everyone turned to look. Batman was kicking a crying birthday clown. "WHERE IS SHE!?!?" he shouted, kicking him, making the poor entertainer slide along the grass. Batman dove at the clown, grabbing him, and turning him so they were face to face. "TELL ME JOKER!!?" The clown sobbed "I'm not Joker!" He cried out, before recieving a boot to the ribs from the Dark Knight Batman kicked the clown again, but broke his shin.Shadows fists ignited "where is she" he asked again Batman fell, clutching his shin. "WHERE IS SHE!?" he squealed out in a girly screech. Shadow turned toward the vigilante, fists ablaze "Did you take her?" The possessed Shadow asked batmanBatman spun around. His usual voice of justice returned. "TAKE WHO!!??" The crowd looked on in suspenseful silence "Vivi" shadow said is eyes still glowing pinkBatman giggled. "Vivi?... Really?"."I didn't name my girlfriend " shadow yells Sans walked up to Shadow. "Girlfriend?" he inquired angrily. The rally speakers began to play megalovania " I am not shadow I'm just a ghost possessing him, a very straight ghost, I like women " the possessed shadow yelled Batman looked up at the ordeal and began to laugh. Nobody took notice. Sans was fuming. "FIRST YOU SAY YOU WERE WORKING OVERTIME, THEN YOU'RE A STRAIGHT GHOST!?" Sans shrieked and punched Shadow, his bare, bony knuckles puncturing the hedgehog's face, sending blood cascading as he flew back. Shadow hits the ground and the ghost flies out glowing pink "never possess a gay guy" he said cringing The ghost soared upward, until Sans pulled out a vaccuum, turned it on, and sucked it in. A wounded Lime staggered into the crowd. She looked down and saw the two halves of her phone, and gasped as she felt a split in her abdomen. The man in the blue tie gasps "devils craft " he yells grabbing a lighter and a wooden branch Lime spins around, punches the man and glances down. The crack spread along her stomach rapidly. She didn't know dying with the phone would take so long "I get to go to hell at last " She exploded into a rainbow of light beams, which swirled into the black hole where her heart was a second ago. "That filthy gay deserved it" the man in the blue tie yelled McCree drew quick and shot six rounds into the extremist. Shadow started to stir his bloody mass weak.Sans stepped down on his throat "My love " shadow chocked.Sans pushed down more, crying. "Liar" he whispered. Shadow chocked on more blood that was pouring out his mouth " I would never lie to you my love" he said drawing a heart in his blood Sans let up. "I'm sorry." Shadow smiled as the skeleton sat down next to him. Batman took a batarang and slit Shadow's throat. Sans looked up. Batman was giggling. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL HIM??" Sans cried. Batman, stifling his laughter responded. "I never kill... It's kinda like... My uh one rule". Sans cried and Batman continued laughing. The laughter grew to a tremendous cackle as his mask fell off, revealing his pale face and green hair. Rainbow dash flew down from the ceiling "friendship is not murdering half of a cute otp" she yelled fury in her eyes. McCree expertly popped six rounds into the revolver. "I'll show you friendship"Rainbow dash started flying around the bullets nearly hitting her. One hits her wing and she tumbles to the ground A bullet pierces her skull and she plummets to the ground, dead before she lands. Downtown, a man looks out from his scope set up on billboard and chambers another round. The first target was down. He adjusted his crimson tie. Retaking aim, he spotted the second target. Twitchy, green hair, Batman costume. This was the target. In an instant, the silenced firearm has launched its second projectile spiraling. Batman, now revealed as Joker, laughed away at Shadow's corpse. The bullet hit him between the eyes. The assassin stopped looking. Reactions did not matter in riots. His ear piece turned on. "Good work, 47, the money has been wired to your account." 47 took one last look at the riot scene, and climbed down. Meanwhile, Sans was exploding with rage A whooshing sound was audible, then a blue police call box appeared, and out jumped a man in a trench coat Sans tackled the mysterious phone box man "Did I fuck with this timeline already " he said is a British accent confused why he was tackled by a skeleton"Guys guys guys I'm trying to help you " he said through the closed door Sans turned and leaned back against it. "Are you kidding me, I bloody want to help you " the doctor yelled. Toy Freddy joined in blocking the door."You guys are being unreasonable " the doctor continued Bonnie, glitching and flailing, also joined." i have an alien weapon and I can shoot your heads off" the doctor said Undyne shoved into the pile against the door, followed by McCree and Spirit "Fine I give up , I'll just go swimming in my closet pool" the doctor yelled Undyne looked at Sans. "Closet pool?" Sans shook his head. "It's bait, hold fast" Splashing sounds are heard from inside the policebox. Splashing sounds are heard from inside the policebox Hulk looked toward the splashing. "Hulk want closet pool!" Hulk tore through the group "Come on in there is plenty of room " the doctor yells Hulk charges in and throws out the doctor, before locking the door. The phone box shakes a bit. Loud splashing and Hulk's childish giggling are heard. They turn to confusion and panic as the box rumbles and fades away. "Noooo my Tardis" the doctor yelled exasperated.The crowd circles around the doctor " I can't, hulk took my ship" the doctor squealed falling to the ground. " Sans stomped on him. "Give me my shadow" Sans' eyes were dead - well he is a skeleton so they usually were, but they were DOUBLE DEAD? "I can't " the doctor yelled again Sans raised his foot, pausing to see if the doctor would give. "I can't " The doctor confirmed once more. Sans' eye started to glow blue. He delivered a hundred stomps in a split second. Donald Trump stepped up. "Sans, let's make Shadow alive again." He tossed sans Shadow's cheat code book and the xbox one controler. The skeleton flicked through the book and found "revive partner". He grabbed the controller. Sans gripped it nervously. UP, LEFT, DOWN, UP, RIGHT, R1, A.. The area next to sans glows and in its place is a man in a red hat and overcoat "Are there hookers near by" alucard said eagerly. Shadow inhaled sharply, his eyes opening. Sans cried out with joy. His love was back. Alucard rolled his eyes. "Look, whatever the drama is, I dont care, where's the pussy at?" Undone looked at alucard " why are you being a condescending ass" she said coolly "I don't know what you are talking about " he responded Undyne wasn't dealing with this, suddenly she raised a glowing spear "Try it bitch" alucard said with a laugh she threw the spear at his chest. It went through alucard' chest and hit the wall behind he laughed instantly healing. Undyne smirked. She'd seen this before, a kid who could heal just through determination. She threw a hundred spears in under a minute. "You think I heal with determination right, hah I heal because I'm a vampire,....and not a cheap one like him" alucard says gesturing to Edward. Edward, still healing on the ground, sobbed. "It's not my fault you're a pussy" alucard says. Edward stood up, shaking, and ran at Alucard. Alucard pulls out his guns and shot a few holy bullets into Edward.Edward, hit in the balls, the throat, and the chest, collapsed whilst igniting. "That's what I thought pussy" alucard says with a laugh. Sans was hugging Shadow and crying. "Oh the pda, why don't you get a room I need to fuck a police woman " alucard said. Sans, ignoring him, continued to hold Shadow."Before I find my police woman I need a canon, bitches love canons" alucard says to himself. Sans looked up. "No canon here... Maybe cannons, but no canon". He gestured to Edward convulsing, Undyne cowering, and Hulk riding on Green Giant's shoulders..The doctor turns around, and sees hulk "where did you park tardis" he asks. Confused Hulk jumps of Green Giant's back and another hulk appeared in his place. "Closet pool go boom, make many hulk""You made a bloody paradox" the doctor yelled."I'll show you a para-balls" alucard says The newly created Hulk jumps off Green Giant's back, instantly replaced, and lands next to the older Hulk. "Closet pool go boom, make many hulk" This is confusing Lime said standing up with her cellphone. A familiar man in a red tie stood up. "The satan worshipper is back!". He adjusted his green tie. His favorite tie, a beautiful pink."What even is your deal" lime asks the man in the orange tie. The man, his black tie blowing in the wind, replied "YOU ARE A SATANIST, LEMON!!!"The Doctor jumped up and waved his sonic screwdriver at the man in the white tie. The tie darkened to blue. Lime glared at the man int the whatever colored tie "no I just love women " she says. The doctor waved it at Lime. Nothing happened. "You're from another dimension?" Lime stood, confused. Shadow was strong enough to speak now. "I will love you until long after forever" he croaked at Sans. Sans started crying again and held him close. "Cheesy..." Alucard groaned. The doctor stopped watching and looked at Lime. He pointed to the phone. "Diary user. That's your life, yeah?" She nodded, and stuck it in her pocket. The doctor waved the screwdriver at the pocket. The phone vibrated. She looked. "Press OK to return home". She saw two options. OK, and CANCEL. "Will I go back to the beginning of the game" lime asked He shook his head. "Where you were before you woke up here, the second before. To passers by, it will look like you just looked down at your phone." She smiles "thanks" she said hitting ok. A troll walked by carrying a bucket. Lime was sucked into her phone, which then disappeared. Now, the Doctor had to fix the Hulk problem.Alucard looked at where lime was "well there goes the lesbian who gave me a confused boner"Trump looked at his phone. A new notes document. He looked curiously. "12:30 - Phonebox appears, temporal immigrant leaves" was the first line. He checked his watch. 12:23. He looked at the Doctor. The Doctor rounded up the now ten hulks and made them interact. One by one, the paradox folded, destroying the clones. After roughly six minutes of this, the last Hulk disappeared. The TARDIS faded into existance. Hulk charged out drenched and giggling. The doctor waved goodbye and jumped in. It disappeared.The hulk jumped into The green giants arms happy to be with his husband.
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Love trumps all
FanfictionSans x shadow at a trump rally, lots of cameos to other fandoms.
