the theory of untouchables

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Over the course of the past few weeks, I've been starting to notice something. A pattern of sorts.

There are certain girls, guys will not touch. Yeah you might think, old news, I already knew that. But have you ever really thought about why?

Maybe it's because they are too ugly or too disgusting or too rude or too nice. All lies.

Every think it was because they were too good? Too pretty? Too sweet?

But that's ridiculous. Boys are selfish and would keep the cream of the woman crop for themselves. Right?

Wrong. No one touches perfect. They don't want to taint it. They will save it for someone who knows how to care for it.

As awful as the male gender may be, they know that they are inferior to perfects and will not touch them.

Therefore making them untouchable.

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So how do you apply this theory to life?

Step One- Know that touchable or untouchable you're fantastic

Step Two- Stand up tall, you're untouchable! And if your touchable, you finally met your match so be proud

Step Three- Comment anything bc this writer is DESPERATE

STAY LOVELY!!

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