Ask/Dare Levi & Killua

v+l: not an ask

{editors note: heeyyyy 20 yr old violet here.... this was that last ch. i made but never published😭i am so sorry but here you go... it's just crackhead shit... if yall want more asks fr lemme know i'd love to do one😃}

v: okay thanks to lordphantomhive100, kil, levi and i have decided to summon 30 yr old levi here so you dudes can as him all ereri questions.

k: so now you can ask me killugon stuff

l: and ask violet and i uh, leviolet-viovi-levilet-violevi-IDFK. SOMEONE make us a ship name. please. when i talk it'll have a lowercase l and older levi will be uppercase.

v: boom. organization. now everyone is happy. ereri shippers, killugon shippers, and ones who accept me and levi who doesn't have a ship name yet but we'd like one plz

v: so without further ado.....ADULT LEVI

L: -_- .......

k:

v: :D :D :D

k:

l: *whispering* kil what the fuck is going on?

k: idek he's just staring at vi like tha-

L: why the fuck am i here? it's filthy! clean this fucking room and get me Eren. i need to fuck hi- i mean suck h- fuck! i mean i need to take hi- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I NEED TO T-ALK TO HIM!! TALK! YES! *quickly inhales* i need to talk with Eren in my room.

l: <(゜ロ゜;)>

k: oh

v: *internally screaming*

L: i hate you all already. ig you can ask me stuff now.

{v: plz nothing from the recent manga chapters. i want everything to be a surprise in 2017 when s2 comes out so no spoilers or i can't answer them. ijdk wtf happened}