Ok. I work at a store. I'm in the retail business. And me and my friend were working and we found this thing called 'bottom butter' *insert shitty fake British accent here*
After a fit of laughter and a joke about it being a great lubricant, we were out back and she was seriously questioning why it was called Bottom Butter.
"I invented this thing here and I wanna call it bottom butter"
So I was like
"What? Ya think they're gonna call it Ass Butter or something? 'Mmm I want me some of that ass butter' "
I think I killed her. I'm pretty sure she cried.
And this happened in the last hour of work so we were walking around fixing the store and helping customers while having little (loud) giggle fits.
... I think I figured out the mystery of why we're not rostered on together anymore. 😂😂 whoopsie
Ps, have a sexy Dutch Mark and a Snow Tyler
