Maybaline: oooooh are they wasted
Harry: 2/3 are
Maybaline: w0w
Maybaline: show them my nude
Harry: wtf no
Maybaline: why
Harry: because you sent it to me not them
Maybaline: oh
Maybaline: OH
Maybaline: are we jealous
Harry: no
Maybaline: mhhhmm (;
Harry: stop winking at me
Maybaline: make me (;
Maybaline: hey Harry guess what (;
Maybaline: Harry?
Maybaline: don't ignore me tf
Maybaline: ok fine I'll stop winking
Maybaline: where tF DID YOU GO
Harry: hayyyoooooooo
Maybaline: what
Harry: thiss isn't harry
Maybaline: omg
Maybaline: ARE YOU ONE OF THR DRUNK FRIENDS
Harry: yaaasss
Harry: I'm Louia
Maybaline: tf kinda name is louia
Harry: I meant lOUIS
Maybaline: OH
Maybaline: hello Louis
Harry: haaaaayyyoo
Maybaline: *laughing emoji*
Harry: OH MY GOS
Harry: I SEEE A N00D
Maybaline: omfg
Maybaline: yeah that's mind
Maybaline: mine*
Harry: THATS A NOICE N00D ID SMASH 11/10 RECOMEND
Maybaline: uh.. thanks?
Harry: no problsAKNESO5$?'+*!9
Maybaline: ....
Harry: IM GOING TO KILL HIM
Maybaline: and Harry's back!
Harry: HE LOOKED AT THE NUDE IMF
Harry: HE SAID HE WOULD SMASH
Harry: HE IS DEAD
Maybaline: calm down
Maybaline: he's drunk, he probably doesn't even know what he was saying
Harry: that's the thing though about Louis, he would have said that sober
Maybaline: oh
Harry: I'm killing him.
Maybaline: ok then #riplouis2k16
Harry: ok? you're not going to tell me he's my friend and murder is illegal?
Maybaline: no? if you want to kill someone who am I to stop you? it won't be me in jail, it won't be me having nightmares for the rest of my life, it won't be me living in regret and self hatred so why would I care if you murdered someone?
Harry: wow
Harry: I can feel the love
Harry: I can feel how much you care about me
Harry: "no Harry, pls don't kill him, you'll go to jail and never get another nude again"
Harry: you're right Matt, I can't live without your n00dz, what was I thinking?
Harry: "you weren't but that's okay, I still think you're the most devilishly handsome man I have ever seen and I want you to have my babies"
Harry: Matt omg not here, someone could be reading
Maybaline: what
Maybaline: the actual
Maybaline: fuck
Harry: hmm?
Maybaline: I WAS GONE FOR LIKE A MINUTE
Maybaline: AND YOU MADE UP SOME BULLSHIT CONVO WITH YOURSELF
Harry: maybe
Maybaline: and btw I would never say that in a thousand years
Harry: which part?
Maybaline: EVERY PART
Harry: not even the devilishly handsome part?
Maybaline: ok maybe that part I would but everything else no
Harry: pls
Harry: I know you want my babies
Harry: wait that's not right
Harry: I know you want me to have your babies
Maybaline: how can I want you to have my babies if I haven't seen what your baby making tool looks like
Harry: I hate how you've just turned the topic into asking me for a nude
Maybaline: (;
Harry: ok I'm done
Harry: goodnight
Maybaline: :(
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FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...
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