6: n00dz?!

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Harry: I CANNOt BELIVE YIU JUST SENT ME A NUDE

Maybaline: it wasn't a nude dude

Maybaline: NUDE DUDE HA that's funny

Harry: YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BOTTOM

Harry: WITHOUT PANTS ON

Harry: IN THE BATHROOM

Maybaline: you're welcome

Harry: MY EYES

Harry: MY VIRGIN EYES

Maybaline: virgin omg don't make me laugh

Harry: HOW ARE YU SO CHILL ABOUT TJIS IM FREAKING OUT

Maybaline: yes you are and you need to calum down

Harry: I CANT CALM DOWN

Harry: I WAS JUST SENT A BOOTY PIC

Harry: OUT OF NO WHERE

Harry: I WAS SO UNPREPARED

Harry: I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD KEEP SCREAMING OR COMPLIMENT YOU

Maybaline: pls do the second one because the screaming is giving me a headache

Harry: BUT LIKE

Harry: HOW CAN YOU JUST SEND A STRANGER AN ASS NUDE OUT OF NO WHERE SO CASUALLY

Maybaline: idk

Maybaline: I just clicked on the photo and hit send

Maybaline: and it's just a butt, it's not like I sent my tots or my hooha

Harry: but isn't a nude kind of personal and should only be sent to your significant other?

Maybaline: probably

Maybaline: but I don't have a significant other and like I said its just my butt, nothing else so if you wanted to post it on the internet no one would know it's my butt

Maybaline: besides I wouldn't care if my butt ended up online I mean did you even look at the picture, it's nice af if I do say so myself

Harry: I'm not going to post it anywhere

Harry: but I will admit you do have a pretty sexy ass

Maybaline: thanks(:

Maybaline: I would say the same for you but

Harry: I'm not sending you a nude

Maybaline: why noooott

Harry: because unlike you, I'm not comfortable sending nudes to strangers

Maybaline: good thing you would be sending it to me (;

Harry: no

Maybaline: ugh fine

Maybaline: I'll get a nude from you eventually

Harry: ok no you won't

Maybaline: yeah I will

Harry: whatever you say

Maybaline: (:

Harry: aaaaanndd my friends are now home

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