Darkiplier vs. Googleplier

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BlushBacon from IMVU dared: Darkiplier vs Google IRL! *Grabs popcorn*

Me: Darkiplier vs Google time!

Desi:O SHIT-

Anti:With pleasure! Googleplier!

Google:I'm sitting next to you...What?

Anti:Turn around.

Google:Okay?

Anti:*Reprograms him*

Google:*Eyes turn red* Darkiplier. Must Die.

Desi:Dad!

Dark:*Teleports in the room* Whaaat? You better be dying! I was torturing someone!

Google:*Stabs his neck*

Dark:Ow! The fuck Google?! What did I do?!

Google:Must kill Darkiplier.

Dark:*Grabs his arm and throws him across the room* Fuck off you damn computer!

Anti:Get him Google!

Dark:Should've known it was your idea. You better hope I don't win.

Anti:*Gulps* Defense Google!

Dark: *Jumps and ducks* god he has lazors?! What is this thing?!

Google:*Grabs his neck* Darkiplier must die. *Squeezes his neck*

Dark:*Starts to choke* H-how is a robot this strong?!

Wilford:Fight him you whimp! It's a giant toy!

Dark:*Turns into smoke* Alright Google I don't want to hurt you.

Google:But I can hurt you. *Punches him through the wall*

Mark:Hey! Not my walls!!!

Anti:*Whistling while using Dark magic*

Dark:Mhm. *Wipes mouth* Nice shot. *Runs to him and Slams him against the wall* I know this is your magic Anti. I see green eyes.

Anti:*Stops* No you don't!

Dark:*Turns him around and reprograms him* Okay Google.

Google:*Turns blue* Why are you humping me?

Dark:*Backs away* Come here Septiceye.

Anti:No! Fuck that! *Jumps over the couch and runs*

Dark:*Chases him* ANTI I SWEAR!

Wilford:Will they ever get along again? See next time on Oprah Winfrey show! *Turns camera off*

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