Player Meets Weirdo

Chapter 36- Parker And His Little Girl Pants

*Alice's POV*

"What are you wearing Evans?" Zak asked when she saw him waddling into the kitchen. Currently Axel, Zak and I were sitting around the kitchen counter and Parker just walked in.

"Just some shorts." He answered awkwardly trying to sit down on the stool.

"Your shorts are really tight." I told him raising an eyebrow at him. He normally wears tight pants, just not this tight.

"I know. You like it?" He asked gesturing to his pants.

"Wait is that... A butterfly?" I asked him trying to hold in my laughter.

"No... Yes... Riley told me they were plain!" He whined.

"Your wearing your little sister's shorts?" I asked.

"Yeah. She's all grown up. Doesn't need to wear shorts anymore." He said wiping a few unexistent tears off of his face.

"Oh. My. God!" I couldn't hold it in anymore. I burst into laughter pulling him off the stool.

"What are you doing?" Parker asked sounding confused.

"I'm getting you out of those pant." I told him turning back around.

"OOOH! It's getting hot in here!" Zak shouted after us.

"Shut up Zak! Go make out with Axel!" I shouted back.

"I will but I won't like it!" She shouted back.

"Hey!" Axel cried out pretending to be hurt but everyone could hear the happiness in his voice at the fact Zak was going to kiss him.

"Sure you won't like it!" I shouted back shoving Parker into my room. "Wait there." I told him walking into Caleb's room.

"Why are you in here?" Caleb whined.

"I need some pants." I told him searchig through his closet.

"Your wearing pants though." He told me sounding confused.

"Not for me, for Parker." I told him picking up a pair of black jeans.

"Parker's not wearing pants!" He shouted. "Did you two... I'm going to kill him!" Caleb ran out of the room.

"Shit." I muttered running after Caleb.

"Hahahaah!" I heard Caleb laughing. "Your wearing your sister's shorts because of Axel!" He burst out laughing again. I rolled my eyes as I entered the room chucking the pants at Parker's face.

"Ow!" He yelled while I dragged Caleb out of the room.

"I know you love Parker and everything but please let him change without you watching him. Okay." I said running downstairs.

"Hey Alice that was fast." Zak said winking.

"I'm going to slap you." I rolled my eyes at her.

"Okay." She shrugged.

"I have a joke to tell!" Axel suddenly said, scaring the shit out of me he's so quiet I don't even remember he's here half the time.

"Oh no... Please don't. Your jokes suck!" She said covering her face in embarrassment.

"What did the cheese say to the moon?" He asked.

"I don't know." I answered.

"I'm your cousin." Axel told me in a squeaky voice. I burst out laughing.

"Holy shit! That was hilarious!" I laughed amazing the table. Axel laughed for about ten seconds with me before stopping. "Haha keep laughing!" I told him while laughing.