Oh Hell Naw

Slacker!!

UF!Sans P.O.V

"BOOOORING!!" I shouted to myself, another miserable day of my miserable life.

I was in my Waterfall sentry station which was my least favorite, most of the echo flowers got uprooted, Shit-head Ass-cream guy (Yeah I know. Disgusting AF), throwing all of his Ass-cream plastic everywhere, polluted water, the smell & the humidity.

"Oi! Sens!" Someone yelled. UGHH!! Please don't tell me that's him! I grumbled. And to my luck, it was him. I turned around to see Ass-cream guy walking up to me, dragging his creaking Ice-cream cart with him.

"Oh, It's just you. I thought it was someone else." I insulted him, he laughed "Haha, very funny, I pretty much assumed you were lesser dog. No wait, he's greater than you!" He returned, laughing starchily at his Crayola insult, I looked down at the mustard bottles hidden under the station.

"Listen, I wanna slap & insult you more, but that would be animal & idiot abuse." I finished, reaching for my victory mustard. Ass-cream gu- I mean Nice-Cream guy then glared at me & scooted past me, placing a hand at his back & did the middle finger.

I felt my eye glow red as I twisted that very specific hand. "FUCK! THAT HERT!" he yelped, his accent making him sound more stupid. I stifled a laugh as Nice-cream guy left the sentry station, rubbing his middle finger & pushing that low-key quality of curdled milk.

Serves him right I thought to myself. I sipped on the mustard as I was waiting...& waiting....& waiting....for a human to pass by. A few moments later I felt my head tilt to the side & my eyelids got droopy.

Ehh, Hours o' work means hours 'o rest, I reassured myself. I finished the 7th bottle of mustard & threw it at the trash bin (which was barely used).

I leaned backwards, pulled my hoodie over my head & slept.

A random amount of hours or minutes later

"sans?" I heard a familiar voice call out to me. "Sans?" It repeated again, but louder. "SANS!!" The voice shouted, I woke up "Hmmrmn?" I mumbled. I rubbed my eyesockets, then I looked up to see a tall white figure towering over me, kinda looks familiar. NO WAIT! SHIT!! Before I could act, Papyrus grabbed me by the turtleneck & lifted me from my seat. "SANS, HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?" My toller brother yelled. Half-asleep, I replied "tell me what?" I asked him. Papyrus did a facepalm.

"NO SLEEPING DURING WORK HOURS!!" He shouted at me, staring daggers at me with his eyesockets. "Aight." I replied non-chalantly, Papyrus dropped me on the chair & stormed off.

Dafuqs his problem? I wondered. Getting annoyed by my stupid, fucking, miserable life, I teleported. Never did I realize that was a big, big mistake. "Fucking god, what have I done?" I muttered to myself.