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alienoona: I AM DYING

daddykook: woah , you actually texted me first ??

alienoona: sTfu duLLARD
alienoona: EXAMS ARE IN TWO DAYS AND I DIDNT EVEN STUDY AJDKWKSKD
alienoona: i usually txt people to get rid of my stress (mainly jiminie) but He working at the police station so NO stress out texts

daddykook: but you texting me

alienoona: because why tf not ?

daddykook: wait , exams ? are you in high school ?

alienoona: ye har har har , nope , i'm an edgy college student !! majoring in Physics ;))

daddykook: oh... so ur in school .. okay .

alienoona: wait ‼️
alienoona: uR AN OLD MAN ‼️‼️

daddykook: wtf no !
daddykook: I'm jUST A 20 YEAR OLD DUDE HEADING TO COLLEGE THIS SUMMER AKSKWKSR

alienoona: e.e and how should i believe you?

daddykook: i'll send you a selfie

alienoona: plEASE ahaha

daddykook:

alienoona: wait alienoona: BITCH U LOOK 17 OMG FETUS

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alienoona: wait
alienoona: BITCH U LOOK 17 OMG FETUS

daddykook: I AM NOT A FETUS ! I'M AN LEGAL ADULT THAT WANTS TO FUCK SOMEONE .

alienoona: IM LAUGJIBG HDJWS
alienoona: u prolly have a tiny weenie ahaha
alienoona: bOY I CANT STOP LAUGJ JT

daddykook: My dick is not small!

alienoona: oh yeah? prove it! ㅋㅋ

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