Life of a Doge

The Doge Tales

Doge so honest, doge such smile
Master gave foods, Doge happy much.
Master gave love, doge gave back
Wow, such love, doge have wonderful life

But one day, Master must leave
2 hours later, such eternity
Doge much crie, howl such loud
Master not back, maybe master die, naw.

While Doge write poem, Cate stare from window.
Wow, such scare, doge feel nervous.
Doge howl, such great.
Cate scared, run away
Wow, such brave
Doge posed, such majestic way

But Cate come back, such killing stare
Bring four of them, such more scare.

Cate wondering, around the house
Finding an entrance,wow such much.
Finally found one, they go inside
Wow such blast, now they're inside the house.

Doge fights, against these five
Wow such epic, Doge vs Cates

Two Cates bites Doge's feet
Ouch! such hurts, Doge rolls beneath

Another two Cates, gain it's speedz.
Wow Such fast, but doge counter it.
Cates injured, doge win
Still two cates, bitting his feet
Wow, no hurts
Doge no feel, pain on feet

Doge bite one cate, other kick it.
Wow, such strong,
cates surrendering

There's one cate left, might be the leader
Wow, such intense
Doge and cate, stare each other

Doge dash, such full force
But Cate dodge it, wow, such good
Cate swing his claw
Wow, such sharp
Doge hit on nose, ouch! such blood.

Two minutes ago, wow such long
Battle against evil and good
Wow must finish, i want to poop
Vases are shattered, goldfish out of water.
Wow such nervous, i'll be killed by Master.

Doge have no time, maybe have little
Doge tackle Cate, but Cate dodge faster
Doge wow counters, Cate swings harder
Wow, much epic, whos gonna winner

Doge catch Cate, Bite Cate's neck
Cate made to escape, then Cate run away
Doge much proud, he such win
But master came back
Wow, such angry

Doge don't have food, so much hungry
Wow, such miserable
This is life, doge such story
Wow.

The End.