"I hereby name you, Thundercluck," Oli declared as he announced the chicken as his trusty knight.
"quack" Thundercluck replied as she bowed to the demigod
"Protect the smol squid with ur life" he commanded as Oli proceeded to place a mini tempest into the chicken coop
"Wot u doin" Maddi inquired as she phased into existence
"I am protecting my kingdom" Oli replied
"Oh mmkay" she nodded, observing the tiny squid sitting upside down in the dirt "oml what is that"
"Tempest. He's my gay smol"
"ok"
"Draw him"
"ok"
-several decades later-
"And here we see a great moment in history- the naming of the chicken that protected our great kingdom"
A large painting of a squid and a chicken hung on the wall of a famous museum
Shaely do you actually know how to write something funny
Nah fam
