Catfished - {COMPLETED}

1: Bob who?

britishfrog: you're a guy?

daddykink: nope

britishfrog: you're a girl and you're name is Matt?

daddykink: YOURS IS LITERALLY HARRIET

britishfrog: touche

daddykink: and btw my name isn't Matt, thats just my nickname

daddykink: my full name is Mattelyn

britishfrog: thats actually a really pretty name

daddykink: thanks, so is Harriet

britishfrog: i hate you

daddykink: you love me

britishfrog: no i dont, i dont even know you

daddykink: then how can you hate me

britishfrog: touche, again

daddykink: lets play 20 questions so we can get to know each other better

britishfrog: alright

daddykink: ill go first

daddykink: where are you from?

britishfrog: california

daddykink: cool, im from florida

daddykink: wait i thought you said you were british

britishfrog: i am..

daddykink: but you're from california?

britishfrog: yeah

britishfrog: my parents moved here before i was born

daddykink: ohhh okay so you're british because your parents are british but you were born in america

britishfrog: yeah..

daddykink: wait but do you have a british accent or an american accent?

britishfrog: american

I face palmed at what I had just sent. I don't have an american accent at all. How could I be so stupid to say I do?

I took a deep breath and relaxed. Its okay, Harry. She'll never hear you talk. You're good. 

daddykink: cool

daddykink: lets continue the questions. its your turn btw

britishfrog: ok

britishfrog: how old are you?

daddykink: old enough *smirk emoji*

britishfrog: wHY IS THAT DIRTY

britishfrog: STOP

daddykink: OK OK

daddykink: just ask me again

britishfrog: why do I have a feeling you're not gonna answer seriously

britishfrog: how old are?

daddykink: how old do you need me to be? *wink emoji*

britishfrog: STOP SJSJKSJS

daddykink: HAHAHSHA OK IM SORRY

britishfrog: JUST ANSWER SERIOUSLY PLEAS JFC

daddykink: OK FINE IM 20

britishfrog: was that so hard to say the first time

daddykink: yes

britishfrog: *glare emoji*

daddykink: how old are you tho? are you some creepy old man who's trying to hook up with young innocent girls like myself, but you have a hard time getting your wrinkly sausage to stand up straight so you take horny pills to help your little plant grow?

britishfrog: i have no idea what i just read but im going to say no

britishfrog: and im 22

daddykink: good

daddykink: if i was talking to an old man who only wanted sex i would delete my life so fast yoU WOULDNT BELIEEVE

britishfrog: i think i would

britishfrog: but lucky for you i am not an old man and i do not want sex

britishfrog: and i think its your turn to ask the next question

daddykink: right

daddykink: do you have any siblings?

britishfrog: i have 1 sister. what about you?

daddykink: 2 brothers. 1 older and 1 younger

daddykink: speaking of, i have to go. i have to go to my parents house for dinner because i 'haven't seen them since i moved out' which is a complete lie

daddykink: they just want me to come over because they miss me more than they let on, everyone knows i was the life in that house

britishfrog: cocky much?

daddykink: very.

daddykink: anyway, ill talk to you later if you're on

britishfrog: okay, talk to you later

daddykink: bye

britishfrog: bye

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a/n: so that is the first chapter of Catfished! I know its kinda short and kinda boring but things will start picking up the more they get to know each other

Don't forget to drop a vote or a comment if you like it so far and of course, thanks for reading, xx.