"Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" " I'm freaking talented!"
Mom, where are you??
At home, eating just left the store.
You brought me to the store with you.
Oh sorry sweetheart, I'm on my way.
Dude!!
What?
Yesterday I was sitting in a restaurant and had to pass gas.
And?
And the music got louder so I started to relieve myself. Then I noticed people staring at me.
Why?
Then I realized I was listening to my ipod.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
You busy?
No, what's up?
Can I plz borrow some money?
Why did you say plz?
Because it's shorter than please.
Oh...well "no" you can't since it's shorter than yes.
