yeah, it's me ☯ taehyung

☯ 8%

she sighs

sandara :

who's there

he bites his lip

taehyung :

dishes

sandara :

dishes who?

taehyung :

DISHES a very bad joke!

A chuckle escapes her once locked lips and now she's smiling. holding her face in her hand

sandara :

....tae?

taehyung :

yez

sandara :

can i punch you square in the face?

taehyung :

aw come on! that was a good one!

sandara :

no it wasn't!

taehyung :

i know you where laughing or a were a little

sandara :

you creep

taehyung :

HA you were laughing!

sandara :

no, i threw myself out the window

taehyung :

no you didn't

sandara :

im inviting you to my funeral because i threw myself out the window

taehyung :

sure.

at least i'll be able to put the FUN in FUNeral for ya ; )

sandara :

i will literally just jump through this phone and out your phone to slap some sense into you

taehyung :

i think thats a GRAPE idea. we'll get to spend some kuala + tea time.

if you know what i mean ; )

sandara :

first of all STOP WITH THE WINKY FACE THATS EW

second of all if i get another crapy pun or joke or WHATEVER thrown my way

i will block you

taehyung :

you wouldn't dare

sandara :

try me bitch

the both of them start laughing

taehyung :

i know you wont

sandara :

and why is that?

taehyung :

because im your bae

sandara :

and who said that

taehyung :

i did. i am your bae and you are my baby

sandara :

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

daddy

taehyung :

wat?! no! not like that you kinki lil shit!

sandara :

oh look who's annoyed now ha!

taehyung :

shut up sandara

sandara :

but daddy~~ i thought i was your baby

taehyung :

...

knock knock

sandara :

...

taehyung :

...

sandara :

you know what

im done

im just gunna block you

taehyung :

no!

sandara :

and sell that pendant

taehyung :

NO!

sandara :

*blocking you

taehyung :

im sorry! I wont do it again i promise

buttercup i love you!

sandara :

fine

...i love you too ass hole