Deadpool x Male!Reader

Chapter 6: Sweet morning, sweet pancakes

"I think it's copyrighted by Magoo."

"Leave Daredevil out of this Deadpool !"

"What the hell Peter, you have spiders in your underwear or what ?" You asked your obviously angry best friend

"[Your name] !" who weren't in the mood for a joke...

"It's [Your name]'s choice, Peter. So, my condition is: we will train you first, and see if you fit"

"Okay"

"What about thinking before answering ? " Peter crossed his arms

"It's been seven years since I started thinking about it, don't stop me now"

"Don't start with Queen again. And..." he facepalmed "Fine ! But if you die I will bring you back and kill you again !"

You shrugged

"Seems fine, when do I start ?"

"Tomorrow" Phil got up and looked at you in the eyes "The Avengers will be training you"

With that, he got out of your flat.

"It was easier than I thought" you said "There is a trap somewhere" you shrugged "we'll see"

"Demain est un autre jour."

"Stop with the French Wade, please." you b*tchfaced him

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?"

"No ! And I said stop !" you pushed him

"You understood ?" he tilted his head

"No" you answered, crossing your arms "but I know it was pervy stuff."

"...I'm leaving. See you tomorrow [Nickname]." Peter interrupted you two

You watched him walked out your flat, a bit worried that he was mad at you, and he was kind of right if he actually was...

You looked back at Wade.

"...Can you take your mask off?"

"No." flat reject. It kinds of hurt.

"But I really want to see your face !"