zodiac signs

The Signs at a Wedding

The reception had just started and Scorpio was still being yelled at for yelling out "don't do it!" during the I Do's. Taurus was so damn hungry that they had aleady eaten two plates of food. Aries was already so bored that they decided to take full advantage of the open bar, and starts their own drinking game. Meanwhile Gemini was trying to get into every picture possible, while Virgo was telling everyone that their personal wedding would be much more tasteful. Sagittarius had developed the hots for one of the waiters and was trying to get their number. Leo was blabbing on and on into the microphone during what was supposed to be a toast. Aquarius was too busy wondering if anyone would notice that the gift gave the newlyweds was an old birthday present. Pisces was drunk and whining that it wasn't their wedding, while Capricorn was trying to leave without anyone noticing. When the bouquet was thrown Libra and Cancer fought to the death to catch it. Oh boy...