Error Code: Dan Howell (Phan)

Seven

"Never mind." Dan grunts, taking his pants off and throwing them onto his bed. Then he grabs the jeans and pulls him up his legs. He jumps up and down and pulls at them with all his might to get them on. Eventually he has the tight jeans on his legs and is looking down at his legs with a frown. "It only highlights my woman thighs." Dan sighs.

Phil turns around and he whistles at Dan. "Damn. The ladies are going to have their hands all over you, and so am I but that's nothing new. Here's the shirt." He throws it to Dan and turns around again to give him privacy so he can change.

"Alright I'm in a costume. What do you want me to do?"

"Kiss me?"

"No. There has to be a reason you're here so spit it out Lester." Dan says.

"Oh yeah, so there's this party," Phil starts. "I known you might not be the party type but it's going to be really fun and it's Halloween Dan, Halloween!" Phil explains, walking over to Dan and grabbing his hands in his.

"No, I'm not going to a party. But I will let you walk with me to drop Marita off." Dan says, regretting the offer as soon as it leaves his mouth.

"Yes! Now sit down so I can do your makeup!" Phil says, pushing Dan down so he's sitting on his bed. Phil grabs the eyeliner and black lipstick. He uncapped the eyeliner first and starts to outline his eyes with the black pencil. Then he goes to the lipstick. "Don't reply to this because I don't want to mess up your lipstick and I know that you are going to want to reply but, have yourself u ever wondered if two people can use one stick of lipstick and put it on one person's lips then kiss them so then you'll both get lipstick?" Dan furrows his brow together, it's hard to stay quiet when someone says something like that.

Phil just chuckles. "You have that look when you don't understand how something like that could come to my mind. Well I don't have an answer for you so you'll have to keep wondering until the end of time." He caps the lipstick and smiles at his work. "Done. Punk Dan is in play."

"Is that what I am?"

"Mhm." Phil helps to pull Dan off his bed. "Now let's go, Marita has a party to get to and I have a hand to hold the whole walk there."

"No one said anything about that." Dan argues, walking out the door and down the stairs with Phil at his heels.

"Well I did. So it's happening." Phil announces as he hopes off the last step of the stairs with a goofy smile. Dan just rolls his eyes.

"Whatever. Marita! Time to go sweetheart!" Dan yells as he starts to pulls his shoes on in the entryway of his house.

"Finally!" She runs from the kitchen with her little pumpkin shaped basket swinging in her hands. "I'm ready! Let's go to Clara's!" She giggles at the end of her sentence and grabs Dan's hand when his shoes are securely on hi feet. She pulls him out the door and Phil follows behind, holding Dan's other hand.

"Bye mum!" Dan calls back into the house so his mum knows they're leaving

"Bye you three have fun!" She runs to the doorway and waves them off as Marita leads them down the street.

Clara's house wasn't that far away, but it felt farther when Phil's hand slowly let go of his then wrapped his arm around Dan's waist. Dan didn't say anything about it, most because he liked it but also because he didn't want to argue around his little sister.

The whole walk there Phil talked and joked with Dan's sister. Telling her weird facts and jokes. When he wasn't doing that he was kissing Dan's cheek. That man just couldn't stop, its like he'd eaten his Halloween candy in advance.