Bunga: Random, have you seen Ushari?
Me: -points to Ushari- Why?
Bunga: Im going to sing a song.
Me: Wait. -grabs popcorn and sits down- Go ahead.
Bunga: Kay. YO USHARI!
Ushari: Oh its....you.
Bunga: Who?
Ushari: You.
Bunga: And who am I?
Ushari: An annoying furball.
Me: .... -eats popcorn-
Bunga: -chuckles- Wrong! I'll tell you exactly who I am!
Ushari: Oh no.
Bunga: -starts singing- This is Bunga. Only cooler.
And I’m never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I’m so much better.
And every part of me is saying “Go get ‘em’.
Ushari: 0_0
Me: -grins-
Bunga: This honey badger will not follow your laws.
Come at me without any of your fancy claws.
Let’s go. It’s just begun.
Let’s go. It’s one and one.
Ushari: -_- Can I just eat him...
Me: No.
Bunga: Go ahead and try to eat me if you’re able.
Can’t you see my Guard position here is stable?
I can see you hate the way I pop up and dive.
But I think you’re just mad ‘cause I’m a-live.
Ushari: ...Yeah I am.
Me: -eats popcorn-
Bunga: And you’re not gonna stop what I think is clever.
I am gonna be like this forever.
If you catch my tail, I’ll just slip out quicker
And I’ll always be twice the guy that you are.
Me: Oooooh He toooold youuuuu.
Ushari: -__-
Bunga: I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Fu-u-u-u-un.
O-o-o-o-of.
Fu-u-u-u-un.
Fu-u-u-u-un.
Fu-u-u-u-un.
Ushari: -deep sigh-
Me: -huge grin-
Bunga: This is what I’m for.
This is who I am.
And if you think you can stop me,
Then you need to think again.
Ushari: I didnt--
Me: Shut up snakey.
Bunga: Because I made of iron,
And I will never end,
And I won’t let you hurt the Pridelands,
And I won’t let you hurt my friends.
Ushari: But I don--
Me: SHUT UP -throws popcorn-
Bunga: Go ahead and try to eat me if you’re able.
Can’t you see my Guard position here is stable?
I know you think I'm not something you're afraid of,
'Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of.
Me: Go get 'em badger!
Ushari: -____-
Bunga: But, I am even more than my own species.
Everything I value is what I am.
I am a Zuka, I am a Zama,
I am a Great Adventure.
Ushari: -mumbles- Your greatly annoying..
Me: -eats popcorn-
Bunga: I am made O-o-o-o-of
Fu-u-u-u-un.
O-o-o-o-of
And it’s braver than you.
Ushari: Y--
Bunga: Fu-u-u-u-un.
O-o-o-o-of
Fu-u-u-u-un.
And it’s braver than you.
Fu-u-u-u-un.
O-o-o-o-of
Fu-u-u-u-un.
And it’s braver than you.
O-o-o-o-of
Fu-u-u-u-un.
Fu-u-u-u-un.
Me: WOO -claps- GOOD ONE BUNGA!
Bunga: THANK YOU CHICAGO! -walks out like a boss-
Ushari: ....What just happened?
Me: You got served.
