Welcome to therapy. Have a seat.
Koja: .... Why am I here ....
Me: SIT DOWN
Koja: O.O -sits-
Me: Good. Now. What is your problem?
Koja: ..... I dont ..... Have ..... One.
Me: Denial. -clicks tongue- Koja I need you to be honest with me.
Koja: ....
Me: Please?
Koja: ........ No.
Me: Fine. NEXT
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Me: So. What is your problem?
Kion: I hate Scar.
Me: Why?
Kion: Because he's stupid and ugly.
Scar: (From far off) WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW
Kion: Truth hurts doesnt it.
Me: BURNNNN--I mean, -clears throat- So you hate him?
Kion: Yes.
Me: I think I have a solution.
Kion: -raises eyebrow- What?
Me: Kill him.
Scar: WHAT
Kion: Really?
Me: Yes. Here. -hands hammer- Go have fun.
Kion: Oh cool! Im coming for you, Scar! -runs off to find Scar-
Me: -munches on poptart- NEXT
