If The Outsiders Had A Kik

How to get Smart Girls

Dallas winston: since both of you dont have girlfriends imma show you how to get girlfriends in a smart way :|

Johnny cade: Smart way? 

Ponyboy curtis: by smart he means like in a idiotic way..

Johnny cade: oh..

Dallas winston: you never know about that, pony

Ponyboy curtis: show me your matchmaker skills,boi

Johnny cade: ugh

Dallas winston: Number 1: be mean and flirty.. girls like that

Ponyboy curtis: Ill probably get punched if i did that.

Johnny cade: wth

Dallas Winston: Number 2: give her a skull necklace

Ponyboy curtis: thats really dark.. do you wanna her to die?

Johnny cade: man.... these are very foolish 

Dallas winston: number 3: ignore her

Ponyboy Curtis: get the heck out. what is this advice? more like a idiot trying to ruin my life more than how it is. :\

Johnny cade: im out.... johnny is gonna get his own girl by his own smart way.. right pony?

Ponyboy curtis: johnny. you cant even talk to a girl.