Marvel Imagines

The Avengers ➳ Lemon

"Complete the sentence: When life hands you lemons," You said as you looked at all your friends.

"Place them in the kitchen?" Steve said, confused.

"I don't like being handed things." Tony sighed through his nose. "On second thought, design cool weapons on them!" He rejoiced.

Pepper sighed, "Keep them away from Tony."

"Oh, c'mon!"

"Smash them." Bruce said.

"Grow their seeds in my farm." Clint smirked, nodding.

"Squish them on people's wounds." Smiled Natasha.

Everyone looked at her, horrified.

"Paint them with blue, red and white." Rhodey joked.

"And let me guess.. You'll name each one of them LEMONROX?" Tony snorted.

Rhodey simply glared at him and then rolled his eyes.

"Throw them at the ones I hate most." Sam said, throwing an imaginary lemon at Bucky.

"I don't have a life. I have to do my homework!" Peter raised his hands in defence.

"Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that." Tony raised his brow.

"Use them as slices. But I would prefer oranges." Scott shrugged.

"Cook using them." Said Vision, facing Wanda.

"Make some lemonade." Wanda smiled at him.

"Lick them!" Pietro childishly said.

"Throw them at Bucky." T'challa glared at Bucky.

"Run away from them." Bucky slightly yelped, mouthing 'What did I do?' to T'challa.

"Squish them in people's eyes." Nick deadpanned.

"Give them to Fury." Maria said.

"Give them to Captain America!" Phil unintentionally screamed.

Steve looked at him weirdly.

"I mean, give them to Fury." He scoffed.

"Give them to Jane." Thor boomed.

"Experiment on them!" Jane looked excited. "They might've been grown on another world." She added, humming.

"Throw them off a bridge." Loki muttered.

"Loki, no!" Thor cried.