When You Drop Your Sunglasses On An Undercover Mission

Prologue

"Oh. My. Gawd. That's like, the FBI girl!"

"Her name's Terri, right? Hey, everyone! That Terri FBI agent girl's over here! Let's go get selfies!"

"Dude. She's so small. Cool."

"Can I have my selfie now?"

These were the types of comments people would holler out at her when she walked down the street. And frankly, she was getting pissed at it. 

She missed the days when no one knew who she was and she could walk into Target without causing a mass panic and one or two assassination attempts. 

But now, that was nothing more than the past. Her present was filled with being called short, addressed as FBI agent girl, and having her name butchered as strangers mistakenly called her 'Terri'.

Oooo Terri. How she hated that name. Her name was not Terri. It wasn't even close (admittedly a little close), and yet, people kept calling her that!

You would think that being broadcasted live around the globe would at least make people say her name correctly. 

But really, she couldn't blame the camera that filmed her live. She couldn't blame the government for not being able to do anything about her situation. She couldn't even blame the idiotic strangers that kept calling her Terri.

But she knew what she could blame, and that was the pair of newly bought sunglasses that hung too loose around her head and clattered to the floor, revealing her identity to the world and inadvertently putting her life in danger.

Thus, she righteously blamed sunglasses for ruining her life and causing a terrorist group to hunt her down in an attempt to cut off her head. 

That's why this story is in front of you right now. It is here to help you learn from her mistakes and to help you survive any situation you face (not including exams, schoolwork, or the oncoming argument you will inevitable have with your parents for failing P.E).

Though really, this story is more than just a survival guide. This is the story of a girl that (probably) survived a man hunt that took her from the edge of New York to the tip of Los Angeles. 

This is the story of perseverance. 

This is the story of courage.

This is the story of strength.

But more than anything, this is the story of how sunglasses will always cause you pain, anguish, and life threatening danger.

This part was written by @airbarnabus. Love you all!