the stupid leaf

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Your p.o.v

You sat under "your" tree. peacefully. When suddenly a leaf fell on you.. A FUCKING LEAF!!!! Calmly you remove it from your pants and drop it on the floor. You went back to your phone again. Suddenly you felt a 'tap' on you shoulder. You look up to see. A boy. Dark hair and eyes. "Um... Sup?" that was all you could say but inside....

OH MY FUCKING ANIME WITH HOT TOPIC ON TOP THAT'S FUCKING LEAFY AKA CALVIN ANOTHER AKA HOTTIE !

"Hey I'm Calvin, my fucking car decided to stop working, can you tell me where the hell I'm I?" Calvin said. "Your in (town name)." you say. Calvin nodded "thanks." you smiled "yeah."
"And your-?" Calvin asked.
"(Name)"
"What cha watching (name)?" Calvin asked and leaned in a little to see the screen of your phone. "Leafyishere," you say simply. "You do know-"
"That you fucking leafy, fuck yeah." you interrupted Calvin.
"Heh not really the normal reaction from fangirls." Calvin said
"What is normal?" you asked. Calvin sits next to you. "Well I'm probably going to be stuck here in till the toe truck fuck gets here which is like 2 hours or so." Calvin said. You nodded and went back to your phone.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS HAPPING,?!,!,!,! OK ACT COOL ACT COOL TALK TO HIM (NAME!) TALK TALK TALK YOU FUCKING MUD BLOOD!

"So do you watch anime or?"you start to say
"No I'm more like a gamer than a anime person." you nodded and smiled "everyone is different."

Calvin's p.o.v

Damn hot fangirl! (Name) is pretty cool. She doesn't like the SAME exact thing as me.. But she's cool. JUST A FEW MINUTES AND I LIKE THIS GIRL!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

"So..." (name) said and snapped back to reality. "(Name) I know we only met but... I really like you."

(Name) smiled. "Heh funny thing I fucking like you too."

We both leaned in .

In till a leaf fell in my hair...

A FUCKING LEAF!!!!

(Name) laughed lightly and took out the leaf out of my hair.

"Stupid leaf"
Both of us said at the same time.

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Madness  here!

YAY!!!!!

IDK man!
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FUCK I'm so awkward and retarded!!!!!!

Hehehe

Heh a crappy chapter...

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IDK GUYS OK!? IM JUST LOOSING IT!!!!

Anyways welcome to my book!

Bye -madness

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