Jason: You b-bit me....you're dead. Dead. Dead! *attacks in kakuja form*

Shironeki: Well, I got to admit,its fun to do this again.
*activates kagune. Attacks* Hahaha!

Short timeskip brought to you by Shiro's kagune

Shironeki: What's 1000-7?

Jason: A-ahh...urgh.

Shironeki: *stabs* Again, What's 1000-7? *stabs*

Jason: Ah!.....9-993, 9-9-986, 97-979...

Shironeki: *gets red centipede* You planed to eat me.....so i suppose it's not bad for me to eat you... *starts eating*

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Shironeki: *removes Kuro's blindfold and ear buds.* See ya soon.

Kaneki: H-huh? *opens his eyes to see no one*

Shironeki: *outside aogiri* Take me back Dea-chan.

Me: Now it's Dea-chan?

Shironeki: What, you don't like it?

Me: N-not that, my friends call me that sometimes....anyway we need to get back!

Shironeki: Hai.

Me&Shiro: *goes back to the present*

Me: We're back!

Haise: How was it Shiro?

Shironeki: Meh...fun i guess.

Kuroneki: Sooo....you beat him up like before?

Shironeki: Yeah.

Me: Welp then, next dare! Be locked in a room with Shuu!

Haise: E-EHHH?!

Me: Haise, You'll be fine. Right nee-chan?

Lyra: *pops out of nowhere* Yep *disappears*

Shironeki: Where did she go?

Kuroneki: More importantly, where did she came from?

Me: Tsukiyama!

Tsukiyama: *pops out of nowhere* Yes darling?

Shironeki: WHY ARE PEOPLE RANDOMLY POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE?

Me: *sighs* new dare

Tsukiyama: AHH~THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOEVER GAVE THIS MARVELOUS DARE.

Haise: *shaking*

Me: Well, she said spend time with him for a day but we're busy so....you need to stay with him for an hour.

Kuroneki: That's better than spending the whole day with him.

Haise: I guess so.

Me: Now off you go. *pushes them into a room and locks it*

INTERLUDE

Inside: AHHHH. SHIRO HELP MEE!

Inside: DON'T RUN AWAY HAISE-KUN!

Me: *sips on soda* Huh?......oh well *continues drinking soda*

Inside: ZANDY-CHAN, ZANDEA-CHAN, DEA-CHAN!!!! HELP

Me: . . . . . You still have 30 minutes!

Inside: Kaneki-kuns~~~~

Inside: NOOO! ;---;

Me: Btw Tsukiyama-san, if you hurt them you're dead *shows kakugan*

Inside: Don't worry Zandea-san, they're fine.

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