Once upon a fucking time a minecraft YouTuber named Einshine was walking down the street and he thought: "I am a grown man on YouTube feeding cake to a piece of paper strapped on to a cosplay" then he went to le pantsu the cafe where he was attacked by weeaboos! Watashi wa will kill you desu! Oh my god! said shine. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Then the weeaboos were killed and shine saves the day. Well. he said. What a wowie wow wow day!
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