"I've been stood up on my wedding day" - declamation piece copy

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I've been stood up on my wedding day!  Have you thought of anything more tragic than that? Here comes the bride, all dressed in white!” - - but where is the groom? My Jonathan?  

Father’s eyes were apprehensive - - “Madeline - - this is preposterous! - - - Didn’t I warn you?  Is this what you call maturity and independence at eighteen?  I guess we better hurry home!”  

But this is not how playwrights picture love.  Romeo died for Juliet, Pyramus for Thisbe, Han Suyen called it a many splendored thing!” - - - And Princess Margaret gave up the crown for love!  

Jonathan - - - wait till I get you.  I am determined to pursue an unceasing justification of my plight!  I remember how I fought Father and Mother when first they  refused our young engagement.  But how we talked to them about independence and youth’s self-reliance - - - of the new breed, ready, willing and able not only to vote at eighteen but also get married at eighteen.  

I imagine what my gang mates would say - - - “Poor Madeline, she was almost a bride - - -!”  “Jonathan must have found out that she’s a square!”  And all Mother can say is - -  “This is most embarrassing!”  

Indeed, it is.  I should have joined the crusaders for blessed singleness.  I should have noted what my father confessor, Fr. Martin, said when I talked about Jonathan and marriage.  “Madeline, you’re not ready for it.  I guess you have to listen to your parents this time!”  But I didn’t!”  I was like a spoiled and stubborn child immensely carried away by the now-generations’ indefatigable cry for self-assertion!  I was like Jane Fonda speaking for the women’s lib movement.  

That phone keeps on ringing.  Alright, Mother, alright, I’m answering it.  Hello - - - Hello - - - Hello!! Don’t you darling me Mr. Jonathan Anderson - - - may I be privileged to know where were you at  nine o’clock sharp this morning?  What?  Do you know what you did?  Well - - - if you don’t - - - then, you’ll never knew!!!  

I've been stood up on my wedding day because my groom forgot and fell asleep.  Marriage at eighteen - - - how do you like that?

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