" Goblins!" shouted Kirsty as as long green fingers reached out to grab Lindsey,
"Look out!"
Lindsey swerved out the way just in time as the scared leadership hopefuls watched on,
" Stand back!" commanded Rachel bursting in with Laura Kunesburg behind her.
" RACHEL! What are you doing here?" Kirsty gasped, " You're not meant to be here!"
" Finding fairies, obviously!"
"No! Why you think you can just crash into my job like this!"
" Sorry, but I'm doing my job!"
" No! I'm doing mine! Properly!"
"Er, you two," began Yvette emerging from under the table, " Those green men just took Lindsey...
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Lindsey the Labour Party Fairy
RandomKirsty decides it's finally time to do her job so heads straight off to the Labour Leadership debate, only to find thing aren't quite going to plan