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Me (Cato): No! Don't leave me husband!!

Krat: THEN WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER

Me: My heart. Shattered.

Becca: DIE WITH US

Krat: Actually I would rather marry Cato for all eternity

Becca: ;-;

Krat: Just because she has a cool hat

Krat: Like Becca is super pretty but I'm looking for good taste in hats

Me: I'm flattered...?

Krat: (Lenny face)

Becca: *looks over at elephant hat*

Me: I do have a cool hat tho. I can balance cupcakes on it. It's pretty awesome. But I'm already married (to Becca) so ye.

Krat: Nice hat bb

Krat: ;-;

Me: Don't cry!!!

Krat: First Li Li, then Glyssy, now you

Krat: I thought what we had was special Cato

Me: I still love you!! Please!! Don't leave me!!

Krat: You were gonna be my second in command

Me: But..!

Krat: But we were never even together ;-;

Me: NUUUU!!! PLEASE!!! IM SORRY!!

Krat: THEN LOVE ME

Me: I DO!!

Krat: NO YOU DON'T

Krat: YOU LOVE

Krat: HER

Becca: ;-; good bye I is ded please put 'Ugh' on my grave stone

Me: YES!! I DO LOVE YOU!! AND 'HER'!!!

Krat: Sorry baby

Krat: I want to be the only one in your heart

Me: You are!

Becca: *repeats earlier remark*

Krat: You're the only one in mine- besides like lion and glacier and that kid in my chemistry class

Krat: Becca no the world needs your beautiful face

Me: I feel so loved

Krat: Even if Cato my love loves you more

Becca: UGH

Krat: She needs you more than I need her

Me: I love you both, to the moon and back! With all my heart!

Krat: I'll always love you... Canoe

Becca: Ughhhhh

Me: Canoe?

Krat: THOSE WERE MY LAST WORDS TO MY ONE TRUE LOVE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC AND MYSTERIOUS STOP QUESTIONING IT

Me: Okay!!

A/N PHEW!!! That was probably the weirdest chat I have ever been in tbh. It was nuts!! Then we all decided to make it into a 'one shot's type thing lol. Anyway, thank you all for reading and I will see you all, IN MY NEXT CHAPTER!!! Buh-Bye!!!

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