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Boyfriend #1

Boyfriend #1 - Todd

"Hey babe!" I greeted as I walked into his bedroom. "I brought the stuff."

I walked up to his dresser and dumped the chips and dip he asked me to bring on the way here.

He was having a movie night with his friends and wanted to introduce me to them.

"There you are Jaz." He came out of the bathroom with a plastic bag in his hand.

He set it on his bed and started removing the items. I eyed him carefully.

I swear if he brought out drugs--

"Here are some jeans and shoes." He shoved them into my hands.

"Okay first of all, these jeans are way to long for me and shoes? More like stilts. Why do you want me to put them on anyway."

He scratched the back of his neck and glaced at the wall clock hanging just above his bed.

"Um. Just please. My friends will be here in a little bit and I don't want them to think I'm dating a five year old. That would be just wrong."

I stood there on the spot. Wide eyed. Okay, I knew I was short but I didn't know I was that short.

***

"No he didn't." My best friend Ava states. "Did he actually say that?" She asks, on the verge of laughter.

I'm in the process of tell them my relationship stories and by them I mean Ava and my other best friend Clint.

They've heard the stories in bits but never the full version of them.

"Yup". I plop down on a beat up sofa in Clint's garage, my feet barely reaching the ground. "And why are you laughing, jolly green giant!"

"I'm tall but I'm not even green, short stack."

"Okay, okay, shut up and let me continue my story."

***

"You want me to wear stripper heals and The BFG's jeans to impress your fucking friends?!" I exclaimed.

"Well, yeah--" He stopped talking once he noticed my intense breathing. "Jaz, Jasmine, don't go all Bruce Banner on me."

"I don't turn green but I turn hella red!"

"Is it too late now to say sorry?"