'Merc With A Heart?' (Deadpool x Reader) [ DISCONTINUED ]

'SO COMFY'

(Explicit Language Ahead. Eh, who am I kiddin, what'd you expect from Deadpool? Haha!)

I have to admit, it was great seeing Wade show up at my job. He must've talked Spiderman into doing this for him. In fact, Spidey told me their conversation on the way here;
"Come on Bug Boy, do me a solid and talk about me!" Wade had said.
"Why should I? I've got homework and a test coming up. Plus, you're asking for me to do this in the morning?!? I'll be late!" Spidey said.
"Oh come on, I'll tell you where your girlfriend lives!" He bribed.
"Oh fine. But address first. Then the girl."
"DEAL!"

Anyways, we talked over drinks and I even made him an chimichanga. He sure was happy about it. He had admitted that he hadn't tasted one before, and he only likes to say the word for some reason. So I ate the other half. It was fun to hang out with him. Especially after a long boring day at work.
"So, is your shift over?" He asks. I check my watch.
"Yep. I gotta get home." I tell him. He hops out of the barstool and holds the door open for me. I thank him before locking it with the keys.

We make it to my apartment. I go change out of my work clothes. Good thing I got a new crop-top. I pull it over my tank-top and put on my blue booty-shorts. Wade throws himself on my bed, commenting on how "amazing" it is. I switch the light off as I leave the bathroom. Electricity bills are not something to mess with.
"What do you think you're doing?" I ask, resting my hand on my hip.
"Whatcha think? Your bed is so comfy! Why don't you come lay down?" He bribes. I throw a pillow at him playfully.
"I've slept in that bed just a few times, so, I'm good. Thanks." I say sarcastically. He puts the pillow behind his head to rest on.
"Fine, smart-ass, you sure? I mean, you don't want to be taken again. It might be best if you had someone to supervise ya, if ya know what I mean." He says. I laugh at his sexual accent.
"Uhhh I think I'll be fine by myself. It's not like they know where I live." I say. He chuckles.
"It's actually quite easy to figure out. I could find out where your grandma lives if I wanted to. And it wouldn't be hard at all," he brags. I rethink my decision carefully.
"Fine. You can stay, but you're on the bean bag, buddy," I say. He whines,
"Awwww whaaaat? Why? The bed is so comfortable! Plus, I'll be lonely."
"Wade! For fucks sake, you're such a baby!" I complain. He props himself up with his arm.
"You're so cute when you're mad," he says cheekily. I blush and throw another pillow at him.
"Shut up!" I shout. He chuckles, sitting up.
"Ah, so it's a pillow fight you want? BRING IT!" He challenges me and grabs a pillow to throw. I equip myself with one off the bed and whack his chest. We laugh as we chuck pillows across the room. I jump on the bed and smash him with the last pillow. With only the pillow separating our bodies, I blush as we grow silent. (Shocking.)
Blushing, I quickly sit up off of him, holding the pillow in my arms. I look away nervously. He props up with his arms, looking at me kinda upset.
"..It's okay. I won't bite. Come on, I know that it didn't go so well last time, but just give me a chance." He says. I look down at the pillow.
"Are you sure about this?" I ask. He sits all the way up "criss-cross-apple-sauce" beside me.
"Yeah. Give it another try." He says. I look up at him and drop the pillow. He pulls up his mask only up to his nose. I face my body towards him and look at his hands. He holds them out on his lap. I slowly take them and lean forward. I close my eyes the second we touch lips. That squishy feeling again... So... Desirable.
I withdraw for a moment before going at it again. I lean against him the harder we kiss. He leans back until he's on his back. I lift my thigh on his side. Wade puts a hand on my lower back, making me some what aroused.
His gloved hand slips beyond the rim of my pants. I move back and forth, going with the movement.
He grins wide as I sit up on top of him and start removing my crop-top. His hand firmly grips my hip and the other on my thigh. Once I'm only in a bra, I lean back down on him and press my lips against his. The rest of the night... Was too naughty to tell. ;-)