Bryan's date

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Friend:  So how was the date last night bro
Friend:  Did you score
Bryan:  not quite. first date we went to dinner then walked her home
Bryan:  then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left
Friend:  Killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or something?
Bryan:  **********KISSED wtf

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