thatonesansfan

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(Yes a song about cocaine is necessary)

thatonesansfan dares the KIU crew to play spin the bottle.

Galica: That doesn't sound too bad.

Dark Pit: I think you should read the rest of the dare.

Galica: Huh? *Starts reading the rest*

You guys have to get tipsy when you play, and I mean Really tipsy.

Galica: O-Oh! One tipsy Kid Icarus crew commin up.

*A few minutes later of adding alcohol to the drinks later*

Galica: *Comes in carrying a tray*Okay everyone do you want any root beer or apple jucie

Viridi: Oooo I want apple jucie!

Pit: Me too!

Dark Pit: Root beer for me.

Palutena: Oh, root beer sounds nice.

Hades: Apple jucie for me.

Medusa: Apple jucie please.

Galica: Okay that leaves me with root beer. (Yum) Okay we all drink in 3...2....1....

Everyone: *Drinks their drinks*

*A few seconds of drinking 10 cups of root beer and apple juice later*

Galica: OkAy........HIC.... LeT's PlAy Spin HIC ThE BoTtLe!

Palutena: GaLiCa, what HIC.... WhAt DiD yOu PuT iN oUr DrInKs?

Galica: WhIsKy!

Palutena: WhAt?!

Timeskip

Palutena: ThE bOtTlE lAnDeD bEtWeEn GaLiCa AnD pIt

Galica: LeT's Do ThIs CuTiE
*Jumps on Pit kissing him as they both land inside the closet as it closes*

Viridi: OkAy, It'S mY tUrN tO sPiN tHe BoTtLe *Spins the bottle and lands on Dark Pit*

Dark Pit: HmPh!

Viridi: A mAkE oUt SeSsIoN wItH mY oFfIcEr Of ThE fOrCeS oF nAtUrE, tHiS oUtTa Be Hic InTeReStInG.

Dark Pit: *Picks Viridi up kissing her while walking to the couch in the other room*

Hades: I gUeSs I gEt YoU aNd MeDuSa PrEtTy PaLuTeNa~

Paludusa: NoPe! *Both teleport out of the room to record the two making out groups. Palutena took Viridi and Dark Pit while Medusa took Galica and Pit*

Timeskip

Galica: Ugh, my head! What happened?

Pit: Huh Galica what are you doing in here? Wait, where are we?

Galica:I think we're in the closet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pit: That's Viridi's scream! She could be in danger.

Galica: Or petrified or even grossed out.

Galit: *Both run out out of the closet to see Viridi with......*

































A Hickey.

Galica: Pffff BWAHAHA, AH, AH, HA, HA! *Falls to the ground laughing hard*

Viridi: It's not funny, I got marked by my own officer of the Forces of Nature!

Dark Pit: Hmph, you make sound like it's a bad thing.

Pit: Pittoo gave you a HICKEY?!

Galica: *Still on the floor laughing harder* Dark...Pit.... MARKED YOU!!! HAAAAAA, HAAA!

Viridi: Oh yeah, Pit marked YOU!

Galica: HAAA- Wait, what?

Viridi: Look at your neck.

Galica:*Looks at her neck* WTF?!

Pit: 0____0

Paludusa: *Warp in* Hello, what did we miss other than recording you guys make-out?

Galit/ Dark Piridi: WE MADE-OUT?!

Hades: Yes and I wasn't apart of it.

Paludusa: Fine one kiss Hades.
*Palutena kisses him right cheek while Medusa kisses his left*

Hades: Yay I got so love from two rulers.

Galica: Right, anyways special thanks to thatonesansfan for this dare. Bye my little angel cakes.

Everyone: Bye!!

Everyone: Bye!!

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