clumsy and unlucky

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A/N: this is basically all the clumsy/unlucky things that have happened during this year


i have been chased by birds

almost twisted my ankle more times than i can think of

almost fallen down the stairs about 30 to 40 times

i have fallen on the stairs 6 times

my  leg went numb and my hand landed in a pile of colored pencils

i have ran into a door 2 times

i have tripped on air, tiled floors, with my own shoe laces, and going up the stairs

boxes dislike me

i have run into tables and chairs many times

i have hit my foot with a door on accident about 4 times

hit my fingers with a door only 3 times

accidently got lost in a school during a speech meet, and it was the same one too



soo yes im unlucky but im not embarrassed what so ever i think it pretty damn funny and it makes others smile, ill be sure to update clumsy/unlucky next time i have a clumsy moment..



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