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I hope these like last forever. Does anyone have a blanket. Maya and Chloe have blankets. Let's get situated. ITS MY BLANKET I HROUGHT IT. Girl. Girl. My butt is bruised and I still don't know why. I used the word protrude once and nobody knew what it meant. Who cares about the legs. She fucking pewed me. WHAT IS WET. Fight me. I love her. Hey Dj do you need a bigger cage for the lizard. Oh my foot it wet. She's like the most adorable thing. If anyone has to go to the bathroom tell me because I always have to go to the bathroom. Uhhhh. Uh I'm kinda outta space facts. I know German fact. I have Brendon Urie facts. BRENDON URIE. He has abs. I SAW THEM IN PERSON. And he was beautiful. AHHHHHUHUH. I saw Ariana grande in concert. My mom won't take me to Iowa. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. You look a lot like your sister.im so glad u know a lot is two words. Sniff. Do you feel my breathing on your forehead. Hey there. Uh I was wondering. Buy one get one free cars. You need toy insurance for your toy cars. That was a very muscular leg. Oh this is cold water. Olivia gay marriage shouldn't be legal. GIRL. Tell that to Maya and say drag queens shouldn't be alive. Rachel Trans people shouldn't have rights. Your face shouldn't have rights. Murderers should have all the right. Yawning is evil. Maya you look like a toad. A SEXY toad tho. This is my toe this is my fro. This is annie. Huehuehueheuwhuw. Ah my hair ah fuck. Ahhhh. Ahahahhahaha. I was talking and then Chloe interrupted with her video. I would vote for a carrot. People don't die as harshly as animals. OHHHH. People can be tortured worse than a animals. I'm emotionally unstable at the moment. I hate Chloe's nose cuz it smells everything. You don't smells bad you just smell like you. Please don't get blood on me. Where are your long pads. In the back of my pad collection. Okay if he chops off a limb I'm running inside and calling an ambulance. You're too emotionally unstable for me. My pillow. That ones mine. Go cry me a river. Dj I don't know where your price of shit phone is. I agree with that statement. How is GABE rectomended. He's really mean. Over text. Sometimes he will do the trolls. And he tries to do it to me and I Jdjd won't reply. Look under the blanket. Yeah I might've. Because mitochondria. You break out into song like five times a day. Is your life a musical. Yes. (Sings Hamilton). A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bym got may grapes. I can't look hot. Shut up. Ou just got to take it and BURN it to a crisp. Splash splash I'm taking a bath. Honestly if I joined it I would be the disgrace of the swim team. What's your freestyle time? 34. Olivias just over there what are you doing. Get off your phone. *screams*. IM IN THE HOT ZONE. Is there a water bottle over there. Every fucking day 11:11 make a wish. What would you wish for. No leg hair. Yeahhhhhh. I have a scar on my vagina. What are we talking about. MAYBE IF U WOULD LISTEN YOU WOULD KNOW. Dude can you get a muscular canine. What if you got like a really muscular boob and when somebody punches it they break their hand. MAYA IS GOOD AT EVERYTHING. The bone zone succ. Chill out hedgehog. I said that to my mom. I wanted to cry.

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Who's the dumbest. Wtf nobody is dumb. Do you need the tent. LEAVE THE TENT.THERES A DOOR RIGHT THERE YOU CAN WALK RIGHT OUT OF IT. My heart hurts. get your feet off my pillow ho. Go to the chiropractor. I'm going tomorrow. I wanna see it. My wrist. HAHAHAHA MY EYE. Ya nasty. Well you gotta pop the tailbone. Who farted. WHO FARTED. That smells to bad. Maybe it wa someone outside the tent. It smells really bad. Remember when weezer sang it's getting hot in here because we're hot. Wake me up when September . Stay up til the morning. LETS LULL IT ALL NOGHTER. I've never fully watched the full sunrise. I swear I'm nocturnal. My sleep schedule fucked. I would like to to kneo Maya was laughing and calling birds stupid. GASP. Maya are you the spawn of satAn. There a graveyard right there. I'm out. Me and your grandpas relationship is a dank meme. Chloe you fucker. I think he's had the same mustache since he was married. They're so dramatic. DOBT. GRAB. THE POLE. She makes so much drama. I've known Melanie Martinez for three years. You guys were listening to the nightcore version and I wanted to punt you both. My life would be ten times better if my iTunes worked. Freaking soul eater. Boco no Pico is my favorite anime. Who know what's a good anime? The devil is a part timer. One time my mom had the laptop hooked to the tv and fucking PORN. They have to know our actual life like we can't just be fake ass bitches. *moans* THATS A SPOILER GODDAMN IT. Look at her toes. NO. I have sausage toes. Annie is incredibly ticklish. Your stomach is really flat. Some people think tanning is racist. I look like a ducking Oreo. Neapolitan icecream. Kick w daddy. THE FORK. You're going to hell. You're going to penis. It wa slime a cow or something. MOO. I shaved like three times this summer. I dressed so poorly the teacher like actually gave me clothes. PEGGY THE PENQUIN WAS A VERY HAPPY PENQUIN. This penguin obsessed was horrifying. The Jeff the killer phase oh my lord. I HAVE THE HONOR TO BE YOU OBEDIENT SERVENT, AYE DOT HAM/BURR. Goddamn. I always say burr. I always say ham. What's gonna happen after high school. I'm going into astrology. I'm going to something art. Probably something with animals. Staying in a dorm sounds kinda fun. #savejoey2k16. Dick out for harmbe. Yeah I can rape anyone I want but the can't rape me. Is Maya writing that down oh my lord. Oh oh Hahahaha. Vigorous thrusting. Can I at least have on pillow. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch YAAAAS. We're gonna leave you out because fuck you. Oh god your hair. My asshole. Your SHAVED Asshole. Annie it's just a game. NO ITS NOT. It's like candy crush my brother called it candy crack because it was so addicting. So dad passed his test for BUS driving. He's gone wear funny hats. He has like seasonal hats. OMG SO DO I. How old am I. Idk. Our dad is such a dad. Yeah they were like building stuff. And I wa slime you know what your a meme. And he'll talk to me and be like yo I really like that POWER DRILL. They were like in a barn staring at a pile wood for like twenty minutes. Me they wander around and their like oh yeah some graaaassssss. how long and you look at a pile of wood. My mom is like actually ducking mental. GOD DANG IT. Wee. Rachel no this is not a game. Stooopppp. This leg it like a grade a leg. There are so many legs like accumulated in this spot.

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