Hello World (#bestclichélineever) (#muchwow)

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par SecretPoopyButthole

par @SecretPoopyButthole

Ok, Before you say anything about the SUPER DUPER CLICHÉ TITLE, hi
How should I start off this book? I didn't think of like a script or something beforehand. Pls help me
Ah, I know. I should start it with a poem.

Roses are Red,
My name is not Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave.

Done.

Next up on the list—AHHHHHHHHHH *iPad runs out of charge*
*2 days later* There, I'm back. Sorry, there were some... technical difficulties. Anyways, as I was saying...
Next up on the list... Umm... Seriously idk what to write now.
...Oh yeah.
IM BACK! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Don't know who I am? I ain't gonna tell ya m9 so deal with it *sunglasses slide onto my face from the top of the screen*
LEL.
Imma just give ya one hint... I left Wattpad 6 months ago. That's all I'm saying. Some of you may know who I am, some of you may not.
But that's okay, we can all just be FRIENDS. *smiles like those ponies in MLP* (yes I watched MLP with my little cousin coz I had nothing to do)
Is this chapter good enough for a re-intro?
I don't know, tell me in the comments section!
I bet Senpai won't even notice my work
Y u do dis to me m9 :'(