WYS:
Friend: If you had to choose between either killing your parents or showing the world your browser history, what would you choose?
Me: Pft! I wouldn't kill my parents! I would show everyone my history! I ain't got nothing to hide!
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WYM:
Friend: If you had to choose between either killing your parents or showing the world your browser history, what would you choose?
Me: Ya know, my parents aren't eve that great...
Yeah, just kill 'em.