Texting:
WYS:
You: Heyy
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WYM:
You: I've been alone for thirty-eight hours with no means of contact, and everyone else is busy, so I will pretend to like you by using two 'y's, even though I hate your guts since you still haven't paid me back for dinner last year. Heyy.
Okay, okay, we all do it! Let's not pretend here! So, vote, comment and follow me for more ones like this!