Oh, Nathaniel...

Bolillos

The date is March 3rd, 2003.
Iva and Nathaniel are hanging out in the livingroom, as per usual.
Sean and James come in, holding pizza.

"Nat!" Sean exclaims. "I got the pizza you wanted."

"Great," Nat says as he stands up. "Placenta?"

"Placenta!" Sean confirms.

"Cool. Thanks." 

Nat takes the pizza.

On the 6th, the following Thursday, the group head to the store. Iva and James are browsing the isles, unable to decide what to spend their 50 cents on.

"Mmm..." they hear Sean say. "I love me some pickles." 

Sean is holding half a gallon of pickles.

"Uhh..." Iva says, walking up to him. "We only have 50 cents each."

Sean laughs, throwing his head back. 

"I'm in 3OH!3! I can do what I want!"

The next day, while Sean is sleeping, Iva logs onto his computer, only to find a post he made on reddit.

>insert "i love me some pickles" post here

Horrified at what they've seen, Iva slams the comptuer and runs back into the livingroom, resuming the movie marathon with James and Nat.

Poor Sean.