Targeting Alex From Target

Finding Alex

"Look at what just hit the Internet." My older sister Alex pestered me. I pulled out my iPhone and saw what was trending.

"Who the fuck is Alex from target? Is it you, because I didn't know you got a job at Target?" I joked to my sister.

"No, he's this Target employee who for some reason has gone viral." Alex explained to me, brushing off my joke.

I saw that Alex was scrolling through Twitter and I closed my phone and walked over to her and sat beside her, looking at what she was reading.

"I see why." I said, as she scrolled past a picture of the Target employee. "Abs. Face. Hair. Body."

"Renee!" Alex scolded.

"You can't deny the fact that this is one hot fella, wouldn't you agree?" I attempted to pull my sister into my mindset about this random guy.

"No! Renee-" she began but than zoomed in closely on a picture of the handsome devil. "Well, I guess he has nice eyes"

"And look at his cheekbones." I added.

"He looks strong. Do you think he could possibly lift a 121 pound teenage girl?" Alex said, clearly implying herself.

"He looks about that strong." I responded back with a laugh, but I wasn't joking.

"Dad..." Alex started.

I laughed as we decided it was time to get some sleep. We told our oldest sister Michelle over the phone.

"I saw that trending this morning!" Michelle began.

"Renee and I are IN LOVE." Alex told Meech.

"Good luck on him ever acknowledging your existence. Imagine all the girls like you crushing on him. You're ordinary." Our adult sister told us.

"Deal!" I exclaimed.

"Huh?" Michelle questioned.

"He'll notice us and he'll like it. Right Alex?" I declared.

"Yeah! We're gonna go Alex hunting!" Alex agreed with me.

"Good luck...." Michelle said, hanging up, realizing what she had just gotten herself into.

"Alex hunting starts tomorrow morning at 10! We will go to Target and we will have him fall in love with us." I announced.

Game on, Michelle. Game on.