Quite a few of these are extremely dumb. I may edit this in the future because I may remember more. Enjoy! (Or not, I couldn't care less if you enjoy this shitty excuse for a "story".)
"Pop rocks are my weakness."
"Mother Nature is sexist."
"So.. What do y'all think of centipedes?" (See bold)
"I swear to god Jules if you don't stop eating my goldfish I will rip off your limbs and beat you with them."
"So, finally add smut to your fanfic? Yes!? Can I read it?!"
"The blood of the snow cone is on your hands."
"Why do you eat Ho Hos the way you do?" "Because I am a ho ho!"
(Paraphrased)
So yeah. Btw the "centipedes" quote is from one of my friends, Maya. We had a lockdown drill and we were sitting in a dark-ish room but she saw a centipede. Only girls in that room. It was hell.
May edit in the future.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Random Quotes and Shit from my Life
DiversosBasically stuff either I hear or think daily. Some funny, some dumb. (Also the cover is my own drawing, I call it the 'Trumptato')
