Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy

Thalia: And there goes my eardrums

Leo: Not like all that blasting punk rock music didn't take them away already

Thalia: ...

Leo: ...

Thalia: Do you really want to do this right now?

*cue more squeals in the background that might as well be in their ears*

Leo: ... *winces* No, not really

Thalia: Thought so

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Elizabeth posted a status
Oh, look, another question. This one's good... *smirks*

Nico: Oh gods

Elizabeth: ... Have you ever read Harry Potter?

Nico: ... No

Elizabeth: Oh really? Hm, well. What do you think about the term Death Eaters?

Nico: Ew. why would anyone would eat Thanatos?

Elizabeth: Right... So why haven't you read it?

Nico: It sounds overrated

Elizabeth: Well, now the fandom's going to get you. Have fun.

Elizabeth: Although tbh, I'm mostly in the fandom because the books I really like usually aren't books suitable for a "fandom" so I just go to other series I've read.

Elizabeth: Wait, I probably should not have admitted that in a fanfic-

Nico: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Elizabeth: Oh... right... We've broken that a long time ago

Leo: Wait... This is a fanfiction???

Elizabeth: ...

Nico: Look what you've done

Elizabeth: Haha... April Fool's?

Leo: Oh... Wow... That was an elaborate prank...

Elizabeth: Yeah, I definitely didn't think it would work

Leo: Right, I'll just go now

Leo has logged off

Nico: *slow claps* Niiice

Elizabeth: Hey, whatever works

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Elizabeth posted a status
Ugh, why did I ever decide to exist during allergy season?

Thalia: Sorry Elizabeth, I don't think you can just choose to stop existing

Elizabeth: Whyyy *cries*

Annabeth: Aw, and none of the Apollo healing stuff works?

Elizabeth: Nope, I tried that already

Piper: So I guess allergy medicine didn't work either?

Elizabeth: *scowls* I can't. I'm at home right now because it's the school year and my mom's a big believer in "natural remedies"

Annabeth: Ouch, what sorts of natural remedies

Elizabeth: Some sort of ginger thing that burns my throat, pills that make me want to throw up because acid reflux is such a joy, and other sorts of things like that

Elizabeth: You know. Asian mom things

Everyone: ...

Elizabeth: Never mind, you probably don't know

Thalia: So how bad are your allergies this year?

Elizabeth: It's terrible. I don't even know why, it's not even warm yet.

Elizabeth: But my eyes are dry and itchy. One is little infected while the other has a slightly swollen eyelid. Plus cold sores. And itchy throat. And of course, the stuffy nose. Oh, and the joyful grogginess and zombie-esque habits that comes along with allergies? DID I MENTION I HAVE PINK EYE TOO? NO? WELL I BLOODY DO UGH.

Piper: ... Wow

Elizabeth: And it's April! So homework is akdlhflahdfio. Tests are AIDFHOADFIOAOIGHOIAEVBIABE. And I just want to curl up in my bed and just be the sniveling mess that I am without needing to pass as a functioning human in the eyes of a judgmental society.

Everyone: ... Wow

Nico: Wait, so does this mean I'm free from questioning?

Elizabeth: ... *sighs* Yes

Elizabeth: Well, until next time. *smirks*

Nico: ...

Nico: You smirk more than Draco Malfoy

Elizabeth: WAIT, WHA-

fin.

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(A/N): Someone stage an intervention for me. My dad is seriously considering voting for Donald Trump. *shields ears as I hear him watching his debates at this very moment*

Goals for Chapter: Seventy reads, eighteen votes, thirteen comments
Sneak Peek Title: Reading the Books and All the Drama From That

I have officially decided to stick to my original plan of updating on Tuesdays and Fridays only. For now, Tuesday updates do not require meeting the goal. Goals are simply just that. Goals. I figured it would make sneak peeks and information to be less confusing and that way I can also stay ahead of updating a little longer.

-Elizabeth