Age:11
Grade:5
A/N: Don't judge me!
Your mama is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
Your mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles (I wouldn't want to taste that rainbow) 🌈🌈🌈😓
Your mama is so fat she needs to use a crane to get up her porch
Your mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn when you were born
Your mama so hairy Bigfoot started taking pictures of her
Your mama is so stank even Oscar the Grouch couldn't handle her
Your mama is so stank even she wasn't wanted by skunks
Your mama so stupid she died in a grocery store from hunger
Your mama so stupid she couldn't tell the difference between your face and a monkey
A/N: Well I think that's enough it's my bed time now and my mom is pressuring me to go to sleep bye!!👋👌✌
