"Welcome to Elli's. Looking for something?"
"Where are the penny slots?"
"Ma'am, the nearest casino is another block up."
"Oh. Do you strip?"
"I strip strings off of guitars."
"I'll give you money to strip for me."
"One, that's pedophilia, considering I'm only sixteen. Two, you're nasty. Please fuck off."
"Whatever. You could be making millions."
"—of hilarious comebacks. Because, let's admit it, I'm pretty funny."
"Shut up, dickwad. I'm leaving, and I officially hate you."
"The feeling is officially mutual."
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DepressedSoulOfDawn is so nice to me like what did I do to deserve the pretty edits
Nothing, ya just SO NICE I WANT TO HUG YOU
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Elli's Guitar Shop
Short Story"You look like my next boyfriend. What's your number, hottie?" "Been there, done that." ••• In which a boy opens a music shop in the middle of Las Vegas, Nevada. (And ends up meeting some gorgeous locals and devilishly handsome drunks in the process...
