Italics are thoughts
Laurence pov.
It started of as a joke I was kidding about liking the table but now Aphmau seems a lot less attractive compared to this table.
"Well that was interesting I am going to go now" said Garroth
"Me to" said Dante he seemed eager to leave the scene
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When no one was looking Laurence went back to the table and started to flirt with it
All he said was cringe worthy. Actually I couldn't think of anything so yeah
But all the table would say was "......"
So Laurence went back to bed
After he left not knowing someone was watching him the anonymous person turned the table into a cat the end
