It is an uncommonly known fact that (male) Kangaroos can pull their genitals back into their body for a boxing match, therefore avoiding infertilaty.
It is a commonly known fact that Kangaroos (all) cand jump, therefore avoiding ants.
I have composed a song about kangaroos:
A KANGAROO GOES BOING BOING IN THE MORNING OF THE DAY
IN THE AFTERNOON, UNDER A TREE IT LAYS
JOEY KANGAROO GOES HOP HOP HOP
AND HAS A COOLING DRINK WHEN IT IS HOT!
Yeah, this wasn't really a rant. Just something to come up with until I had something to rant about!!!!
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