GREY [RYAN REYNOLDS]

SEVEN→ GROUPCHAT

SUPERHEROES AND LIA

[lia, bucky, tony, scott, wanda, clint, wade, t'challa, nat, steve, sam]

Lia
i have an issue with this groupchat
name for two reasons

first of all, wade wilson is NOT a
superhero he has made that
(painfully) obvious

wade motherfucking wilson is the
merc with the mouth and he is an
antihero who starts his life with his
powers on a journey of revenge to
fix himself and return to his love
(me)

but guess what!! i still love him
anyway!! because vanessa is
fucking amazing like that and wade is
still the man she loves even if he
looks like a dehydrated ballsack

Wade
you got a little off topic there
and insulting tbh ouch

Lia
shut up you disgusting avocado

now for the second part, is it really
just "and lia"?

let's be real, can paul even be
considered a superhero?

Scott
is that an insult to me or ant man?

Lia
wouldn't you like to know

Wanda
lia why do you and ryan argue like you're married

Wade
because we are

Lia
i would never marry you, you burnt
piece of leather

Wade
why so many hurtful nicknames
damn

Bucky
I believe it's called reaction
formation

Lia
begone Satan and go make out
with Josie

Bucky
then why don't you go fuck Ryan??

Lia
because I don't want the alphabet
soup of stds??

also because it's Ryan why would
I want to touch him grOSS

Sam
are you going to ignore the fact
that you were touching each other
whether it be cuddling or holding
hands while Liz and I were with
you???

Wade
you have no proof uM

Wanda
I have pictures?????

Lia
ryan, do you remember holding
hands or cuddling because I don't

Wade
nope not at all

Lia
hA LIARS

Steve
you're in denial 🤔

Tony
hey losers

the premier is coming up really
soon

Bucky
Josie and I are gonna look 🔥🔥

Lia
Josie might but you won't

Bucky
please fight me

Nat
ladies ladies you're both beautiful

Lia
that's a matter of opinion

anyway guess who's crashing your
premiere as invited by the lovely Josie!!

tHIS BITCH

and Ryan but who cares

Sam
who's your date 😏😏

Lia
hey hey Chadwick

T'Challa
yes lia

Lia
do u wanna be my date to
the premiere

T'Challa
will Ryan fight me?

Lia
no

Wade
yes

T'Challa
yeah sure why not

Wade
time to fight you cat-obsessed
bitch

Scott
aw look at the jealousy!!

young love is so beautiful I might
cry

Lia
shut up ant

Scott
don't be rudd

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you're all assholes