Bella and Her Deepest Fear

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Disclaimer: I don't own any characters, songs, or buildings or whatever else may be in this story.

Bella
I was walking to my appointment because Alice saw me in a vision doing something I've always wanted to do ever since I seen that video song.

When I reached the building I paused. I did not know what they are going to say but I seriously want to know. Jasper squeezed my hand to reassure me. I smiled at him in thanks. I took a deep breath and opened the door.

"Hi. I'm Isabella Swan please call me Bella."
"Hi you can go right in" she pointed to a door.
"Thank you." She nodded

"Hi you must be Isabella. I am Dr. Archibald."
"Hi, can you please call me Bella? I don't like Isabella. This is Jasper he's going to sit in here with me if that's ok."
"That's fine. Hi nice to meet you. Ok Bella let's get started.

I confront one of my deepest fears.

Me: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Dr. Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Me: "That'd be too bad.
Dr. Archibald:"Alrightie"
Me:"If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Dr. Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Me: "That'd be too bad.
Dr. Archibald:"Fascinating"
Me:"If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Dr. Archibald:"Oh,Dear!That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"
Me: "That'd be too bad."
Dr. Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? (I nodded) Fascinating! So what
you're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Me: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my
Dad. That be too bad."
Dr. Archibald: "That'd be to bad?"
Me: "That'd be too bad."
Dr. Archibald: "Why?"
Me: "Because I love my lips."
Dr. Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Bella, tell
me, what do you see here?"
Me: "Um, that looks like a lip."
Dr. Archibald: "What about this?"
Me: "It's a lip!"
Dr. Archibald: "And this?"
Me: "It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.Liiiiiiiiiiiips! Lip lip lip."
Dr. Archibald: "Bella, tell me about your childhood."
Me: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and
they turned blue. What could I do?"
Dr. Archibald: "Oh,dear!They turned blue, what could you do?"
Me: "Oh they turned blue.
Dr. Archibald:"I see."
Me:"On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Dr. Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"
Me: "She had a beard.Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips
stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until
the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to
spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got
stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to each
other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and
when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like
three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the
word for lip: Usta!"
Dr. Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"( I shrugged)
Me: "I don't know."
Dr. Archibald: "So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Me: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt
weird. My friends all laughed ... Usta!"
Dr. Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Me: "I love my lips!"
Me: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"
Dr.Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!".

Once we got out of the building Jasper and I laughed so hard.

"I got it all on video."
"Oh gosh that will be funny to watch, embarrassing but funny."

We went to visit Charlie and showed him he liked it. Then we went to visit Esme,Carlisle, Alice and Emmett. They loved it also.

Then we went home to plan our next stunt.
Jasper's turn while I take the video.

"I'm so glad I get to keep Charlie and Angela in my life thank you contacts " we laugh
"Yeah no kidding I'm glad to. Hey you look a little hungry we should hunt."
"Ok."

So we went hunting and made a game out of it then went back home to play more games.
We also planed more pranks to get Emmett.

The End.

Veggie Tales - silly songs with Larry: I love my lips.

My nieces were watching Veggie Tales the new ones and I don't like the new ones as much as the old veggie tales and so I put that song on and came up with this weird story. Hope you enjoyed.