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What would happen if?

Me: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF-
Sasha: POTATOES WERE THE RULERS OF THE WORLD?! 🌟W🌟
Me: o.o wtf
Eren: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF-
Levi: you all weren't brats?
Me: that'd be the day *snickers* but im always here to annoy, corperal!
Levi: -.-* great, just great.
Sasha: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF-
Mikasa: Titans were gone
Me: OH I KNOW THE ANSWER! Eren will finally be sane?
Mikasa: nah
Levi: tch. What would happen if-
Me: I never watched anime and was a normal girl?
Everyone even Levi: O.O thats deep
Me: yeah... Too bad it'll never happen!
Mikasa: what would happen if-
Dren: *appears out of nowhere* I wouldn't have die-
Me: *cries* NUUUUUU STAPH
Dren: o.o
Jean: *somehow gets into my house* what would happen if-
Zoey: *ALSO APPEARS FROM NOWHERE* I never got infused with a read data animal?
Me: DEEP CRAP
Dren: hm.... What would happen if-
Me: I never had found my good online friends I have today....?
Dren: deep crap, girl, deep crap
Zoey: what would happen if-
Train: whats his face wasn't gay?
Me: *ponders* then the whole anime Black Cat wouldn't have a plot and then It wouldn't have been one of the first Animes I've ever watched....
Train: o.o
Me: FREESTYLE!
Dren: what would happen if I could take over earth?
Me: never gonna happen.... Keep dreaming
Sasha: what would happen if.... Potato
Me: o.o you have problems
Mikasa: what would happen if Armin was here?
Me: OH I FORGOT ABOUT SMOL CINNAMON ROLL
Eren: what would happen if a Titan wouldn't have ate my mom right in front of me?
Me: then A.O.T wouldn't have a plot and I wouldn't be mini obsessed with it.
Train: what would happen if Angel didnt like music?
Me: love*
Everyone: wut?
Me: he meant love. I dont like music. I love music.
Everyone: *sigh of relief* oh
Me: what did yall thi- oh..... WHY?! *emo corner*
Levi: tch. Brat. What would happen if Angel wasn't so annoying?
Me: HEY
Levi: hey how ya doin?
Me: *mutters 'Smart a**' under breath*
Levi: what was that?
Me: NOTHING CORPERAL!
Everyone except Levi: bye guys!
Levi: tch.
Me: -.-*