Steps to becoming an asshole!
METHOD ONE-PROCRASTINATION
STEP ONE: Say you're going to do something!
Make sure you make a lot of hype for it. And say it's soon.
STEP TWO: Don't do it!
Don't do it. Don't do the thing you said you were going to do. EVER.
STEP THREE: Do other things and completely forget about the thing.
Like watching YouTube or roleplaying.
METHOD TWO-IGNORE PEOPLE OUT OF LAZINESS
STEP ONE: Start something with someone!
Begin a Roleplay with someone for example.
STEP TWO: Keep doing it for like a week or so.
Make it awesome and fun.
STEP THREE: Completely forget about it.
Never go to it again. Ever.
METHOD THREE-JUST BE A SHITTY PERSON IN GENERAL
STEP ONE: Be emotionless!
If someone is going through something, make a joke or something. Or just ignore it completely.
STEP TWO: Lie!
Do I really have to explain
STEP THREE: Be antisocial!
Never make friends and stay inside all day and never interact with people!
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW AN ASSHOLE.
LIKE ME.
